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Welcome To My Twisted Spine

@strange-aeons / strange-aeons.tumblr.com

Here resides Mr. Strange and the bingopodes
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Y'all.... I found the original DashCon schedule saved to my old harddrive

An artifact of the dark ages! 😆

The yellow hightlights are ones I was a panelist for. I think the orange was 18+ panels? I don't really know what the rest of the colors meant any more.

I forgot my "Guess that Musical" panel was one of the last... I honored my commitments, so I know I ran it for a handful of people. It's one of my panel pitches that's being considered for DashCon 2. I'm so endlessly amused.... and honestly excited for this summer.

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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When I was 17, in the height of my teenage tumblr angst, post dashcon, I wrote the following in my journal:

“(In this case, the guillotine is the rumors of piss.) This feels like Viva la Vida by Coldplay.”

Anyway, I feel like this is the funniest thing I’ve ever said and I’ve decided this is what I’m going to cosplay to dashcon 2

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After watching your video I decided to watch the Behind the bastards videos as you suggested but guess what

Something happened and now you’re trapped on the wrong channel

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this makes it look like i'm exposing yudkowsky for Tainting The Human Blood

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Hey strange I thought you should know that as I was watching your Swedish cat cake video my beautiful baby Dorothea was mesmerized I think I know what she’s getting for her birthday this summer

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She deserves the shrimp 😭

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Volunteering, Virtual Dash, and Various Other Happenings!

Hey y’all!

Buckle up, we’ve got a bit of everything in this one.

Volunteer Applications!

We’re excited to say that volunteer applications for DashCon 2 are now open! You can apply to our form here (https://forms.gle/aaBjd9eSGZBsARBE7), or find out more on our website (https://www.dashcontwo.com/volunteering/). Our convention relies on volunteer staff to keep everything running smoothly, and there’s plenty of work to go around. We’re really glad to have received interest from so many of y’all, so applications will be open until we’ve filled all of our positions.

All regular volunteers will be assigned to at least one 4-hour shift between 7 AM and 11:30 PM on July 5th, 2025. Volunteers who complete their shift, or otherwise work 4 or more hours, will get free access to the con for the rest of the day.

Successful applicants will be required to sign a waiver to volunteer for the convention. Applicants who are under 18 years old must have a parent or guardian sign their waiver.

What about Virtual DashCon?

We appreciate all of the feedback we got after our announcement post last week! We’re happy to say that we’re going ahead with our plans for a virtual convention! However, considering how many of you were enthusiastic about the concept of virtual dash, we’d like to address a common question!

Why would a virtual con cost money? Because it costs money to run! We’re partnering with Live Media to ensure that the live-streamed panels, pit, and duel will run smoothly. We want to make our convention as accessible as possible, we’ve received hundreds of messages from people who couldn’t get a ticket, but we just don’t have the resources or expertise to run a virtual event with volunteers alone. Even with a professional live-streaming team, we’ll need to organize moderators for the official server, vet digital panellists, and all the other administrative work that comes with a virtual event. DashCon 2 is going down in history one way or another, but we’ll be damned if we don’t get good footage for the next generation of documentarians.

We’ll also donate 15% of every ticket to the Canadian Cancer Society! That’s 15% of the total price of the tickets, not the profits. You can learn more about our fundraiser here, and donate directly to our campaign on the Canadian Cancer Society’s website.

Drag at DashCon 2!

DashCon 2 is excited to announce that we’ll be featuring a spectacular showcase of talented drag performers! Performers will be lipsyncing, dancing, and generally serving, to the tune of such classics as How Bad Can I Be? We’re happy to say that we have two confirmed drag artists: Heaven/Hellish Lee (@heaven_lee_court.hellish_lee) and Pandora’s Box Muncher (@pandorasboxmuncher), both on Instagram! They are both incredibly talented - please check out their work and give them some love :)

We hope to announce a few additional performers before the day of the con, so stay tuned!

If you’re an interested local performer: please feel free to reach out to us directly at activities@dashcontwo.com with a link to your website/social(s), a few example photos, and what sort of performance you’d like to give. Portfolios may contain 18+ content, but performances at DashCon 2 must be appropriate for ages 13+.

LVLUP Board Game Room

We’re happy to remind you all that DashCon 2 will have a board game room, kindly sponsored by LVLUP Games! A quick FYI: while they will be providing board games of all sorts, they will not be providing TTRPG materials, dice, or DMs, so you’ll have to BYOD (Bring Your Own Dice). There must be at least a few dice goblins in our audience who have collections to show off.

As always, you can find more information on our website or follow us on Substack!

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I can't believe you did an entire video about HPMOR and never brought up the fact that Hermione is a literal immortal unicorn princess in that fic.

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I edited out nearly 20 minutes of me losing my shit about things that Happen in that fic because it felt ultimately pointless. But yeah. One of them was the unicorn princes thing.

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Anonymous asked:

i just woke up from a nap what is less wrong

This guy doesn't even know about the horrors yet

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Anonymous asked:

hi! i have gauges ears (just made it to 7/16ths!!) i absolutely love the dangle earrings you put in yours. any recommendations for places to get some? :)

Idk what these are but I found them at the hardware store next to the chains. I have been wearing them almost every day for months. They were $4 for a pair.

Cannot more highly recommend the hardware store as a source of goth/punk accessories

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yuck97

dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

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