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you're not alone

Hey guys. Not many people know this about me but I'm a drug addict, I was 3 years sober and I recently relapsed. I am getting better its gonna be hard but I know I cant do it. And for anyone out there who is struggling YOU ARE NOT ALONE, each out if you are thinking about relapsing or just need someone to listen to you call me My personal number is (850) 703-4025 and if you're not comfortable calling me dm me on here, my insta, discord, and even snap.

My insta: jb_burkhead

discord: jbborderline

snap: honestly_jb

Again my number is (850) 703-4025

party - ashtray

tw: sex and weed

Your pov

Me and ash were sitting on the cough smoking some weed when fez walked in " we are going to a party tonight" he stated "ok what time" ash asked " it's in like 3 hrs" fez answered.i got up not saying a thing and walked to our room and kinda slammed the door. I heard the door swing open as i was getting in the shower. I knew who it was, ashtray. " tf you slam doors for " he said sounding mad. " i didnt mean to damn" i said knowing damn well i did mean to. It was silent for a few moments, i just was trying to finish rinsing my body wash when i felt two arms wrap around my waist "Are you sure ma" he knew exactly what that name did to me. One of his hands move from my waist to my shoulder, running his fingers up and down with the water. We finish our shower, and i pick out our outfits (they are matching)

I took like three hrs to do my makeup and it looks swaggy asf (im so sorry) 

( time skip to the party cuz im lazy) We got to the party. Me and ash went to get drinks. After a couple of drinks we were drunk. I heard maddy yell "ALRIGHT BITCHES LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE" Me, ash, maddy, cassie, lexi, rue, and fez all were sitting on the couch. "ok ill start" cassie said "maddy truth or dare" "truth" "what is your biggest turn off" cassie asked " when they are short" maddy said giggling. "ok y/n truth or dare" maddy asked me " dare" "i dare you to give ash a lap dance" maddy told me and i did it cuz i aint no pussy. Ash whispered in my ear as i started to get up "you cant get up, you made me hard" he held me by my hips for the rest of the game. As everyone started to get up me and ash did to and ash pulled me to the bathroom.

When we got to the bathroom he pushed me up against the door and started kissing and sucking on my neck. He found my sweet spot and i made a soft moan. he started sucking and biting on that spot harder. His hand travels down to my waist pulling me closer to me if thats even possible. I can feel his hard-on against my clothed body which isnt clothed for very much longer. He slips his other hand under my shirt and makes his way to my tits. His mouth leaves my neck and we make eye contact seconds later i find myself shirtless. Both of his dark eyes make their way down to my breast, asking for permission to see them in their glory (im so so so sorry). 

(this is the set you had on btw)

i nod my head yes, His hands travel to my bra clasp and immediately undo the clasp. His eyes look as if they were the only thing keeping him alive. His lips meet my nipples and his hand meets my clothed clit and applies the smallest amount of pressure. I move my hips trying to make some friction. " needy much ma" he says full of lust. He takes his hand away from my heat and squats down to my feet and slowly takes off my shoes. He moves up to meet my face with his. Our lips meet as i palm him through his pants, he bites my lip pulling away. He takes off my pants and just admires my body. My hands meet the waist band on his pants and pull on them signaling i wanted them off, he slowly pulls them off. I take off my panties and he takes off his shirt and boxers. 

" you ready mama" he asks "yes sir" i answer. He taps on my thigh meaning he wants me to jump. I do so, he holds me up and carries me to the sink counter and sets me down. He lines himself up with my pussy. And slowly pushes his cock in me, i let out i load moan. No matter how many times we have fucked i will never get used to his size. He lets me adjust, and works his way to a harder and faster pace. The room is filled with moans and grunts.  " fuck ma" he says as he thrust in to me harder than before. "c-close" i attempt to say "hold it" he grunts out. My eyes roll back. I can feel the pressure getting harder in my stomach "i ca-cant h-h-old it" i say in between moans. "just a lil longer mamas"  he managed to say full of grunts.  After a few hard thrust he said " let it go ma" and with that i let the pressure in my stomach go. And i felt his warm cum inside of me. 

He let go of my legs and ofc they were shaking. "i like my work on you" he says being cocky. "mhm" i mumbled tired from the actions we just committed.  He cleaned me up and helped me get my clothes back on. We walked out of the bathroom and back into the room we were in before and saw everyone sitting on the couch looking at us. We made eye contact and both started busting out laughing. "yall mf are gross human beings" fez said with a wierded out face.

A/n: im sorry ik its absolute shit. But it is also my first smut. Anyway love ya babes. <3

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cindylcuwho

as someone that used to not be a nick-girl (dw i’ve changed my ways☹️) YALL ARE SOOO TIRINGGGG LET HIM BREATHEEEE

imagine being this sensitive 😭😭 weird ass

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD IS THIS BITCH FROM THE 50s????

Jokes on them I find puss and cunt to be big compliments

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pinksturniolo-deactivated202501

is this person 65 because they obviously don’t understand those are slang terms (especially within the lgbtq community) and it’s not being used in a derogatory way… 💀

if I was this person I would be EXTREMELY embarrassed

Thank you guys so much this might not seem like a big thing but to me it is. I have always been told that I'm not good at anything (sorry for the trauma dump) but the fact that I make ppl laugh at my post or even just enjoy seeing matt/Chris makes me so happy. So thank you guys so much!!! Love ya!

i might start writing smut abt matt and Chris. PLEASE send me request.

morning sex with plug!chris ᡣ𐭩

the early morning sun nearly blinds you as chris draws the curtains in your shared bedroom.
“chris, what the fuck.” you whined grumpily, burying your face in the plush pillow you were just sleeping peacefully on just mere seconds ago. your boyfriend chuckled as he brings a freshly rolled blunt to his lips that were still a bit swollen from last nights activities.
“sun’s up mama, time to get up. unless you want me to finish this without you,” he smirked, blowing a fat cloud of smoke in your direction. lifting your head from the pillow to deliver a deep scowl to chris, you begrudgingly sit up, “yeah, that’s what i thought. go freshen up real quick, i’ll roll another while you’re gone.”
you let out a dramatic sigh before making your way to the bathroom to do your daily routine.
when you sauntered back into the room, you found chris laid up on the bed, making a large ghost and lifting his head to chase the smoke.
“yo, turn on some music,” he calls out and you quirk a brow at him, standing in place as you patiently wait for him to fix that sentence. when chris sees you with an unimpressed look on your face, the realization hits him pretty damn quick and he smiles at you sheepishly, “sorry, baby. i meant turn on some music, please.” you happily comply, connecting his speaker to your phone and putting on your shared playlist before flopping onto the bed next to him.
“yeah, yeah, whatever. gimme some.” you plucked the blunt from his hands and took a long hit, maneuvering your body onto chris’ lap. his morning wood was definitely not going unnoticed.
“you have anything important today?” he asks gently, tracing his name over and over on your thigh with his index finger. you handed the blunt back over to him before speaking.
“just class, and then i have a nail appointment at four. it’s really nothing special.”
chris was trying to listen, he was really was, but it was so damn hard when your clothed pussy was directly against his dick that was practically throbbing in his thin pajama pants.
“you listening, chris?” you giggled, cupping his cheek and relishing in the stubble that poked your palm. a lazy grin broke out on chris’ face and he nodded.
mhm, ‘course i’m listenin’.” the room was slowly, but surely becoming boxed and the more it did, the more you and chris were feeling the effects of the drug.
you smiled, “had a dream about you last night.” you hummed, leaning forward and wrapping your arms around chris’ neck. the movement made your hips unintentionally grind against his bulge, and he let out a shaky breath.
“yeah? tell me about it, ma’.”
“you were eating me out. . and you had your grills in. fuck, you were doing so good, i think i might’ve came in my sleep from it.” you sighed dreamily, suddenly deep into thought of how damn fine your boyfriend always looked when he had his grills in. you felt chris’ dick twitch, but didn’t dare say anything as you decide to tease him a little and see how long he’d last.
your head felt like someone had yanked out your brain and replaced it with hot air because all you could possibly think about right now was chris chris chris.
chris’ large, rough hands trailed from your thighs, up your tummy, and finally to your breasts where he gave them a soft squeeze. his thumbs brushed over your nipples and you shivered, nearly dropping the blunt in the process.
“you dream about me a lot?” your boyfriend asked, mindlessly toying with your breasts.
oh, he didn’t even know the half of it.
you ran your tongue over your bottom lip, nodding at his question. you were supposed to be doing the teasing, but as always, chris had the upper hand and was able to turn you into mush with just a few touches. he looked like a dream right now—his blue eyes were red and hooded, his hair getting more wavier and falling in his eyes, and he had this damn smirk on his face that was getting your panties wetter by the minute.
chris’ nonchalant façade began to crumble once he felt your wetness begin to seep into the material of his boxers.
“y’know, if you wanna fuck, all you have to do is ask. can practically feel your heartbeat on my dick.” your boyfriend’s words made your breath hitch. the mouth on this boy was insane.
you scoff at him, oddly growing defensive as you kiss your teeth, “no, you can’t! don’t be weird.” huffing with a pout set on your lips, you make a show of slapping his chest. you hadn’t even realized how turned on you actually were until you felt how uncomfortably slick your pussy had gotten.
chris slowly pulled your panties to the side and he deadass whistles when he finally lays eyes on your soaked center, “fuck, pussy’s so wet,” he mumbled to himself, running a finger through your sodden slit.
chris took one final hit of the blunt before setting it in the ashtray on the bedside table. without warning, he plunged two fingers in your cunt, making you gasp out his name, but as soon as they were in, they were pulled right back out. bringing his fingers to his lips, he sucked your essence off of them until they were clean.
“think i’m gonna let you do the work this morning,” he smiled, snapping your panties back into place. you were taken aback at his words, a soft ‘huh?’ leaving your pouting lips.
“you heard me. use me to get off or you’re getting nothing at all.” your boyfriend can be so mean sometimes.
you huff nasally, your hands desperately pawing at his bare shoulders, “please, chris. wan’ you to fuck me,” you sniffle, “need it so bad.” muttering the last sentence, you sneak a hand down to grab chris’ wrist, trailing his hand in between your thighs and letting him palm your clad pussy.
when he doesn’t reply, you just accept your fate. it was a struggle to get your panties off without fully standing up but you managed, and as soon as they were off, you began grinding your pussy up and down his fingers. each time chris’ finger tips nudged against your clit, you let out a little mewl that was beyond music to his ears.
shit—yeah, just like that. ride my fingers, mama.” he groaned, digging his bottom lip in his teeth. your slick had his fingers glistening in the sunlight and man oh man was it a sight to see.
you didn’t even care that his fingers weren’t even inside you yet, all you could focus on was the contrast between his rough fingers and the softness of your pussy.
“you gonna cum for me? already?” chris breathlessly chuckled and you replied with a weak ‘uh huh’, cheeks becoming tinged pink at his teasing. one side of him wanted to take charge so bad and just fuck you silly, but the other part of him was loving how you were taking the lead and becoming so, so consumed in the pleasure you were getting just from riding his fingers.
within minutes you were cumming on chris’ dick with a pathetic whimper, small hands slamming onto his chest so you were able to ride out your orgasm for as long as possible, thighs shaking against his wrist. he let you come up from your high before tangling his free hand in your hair, scratching your scalp comfortingly.
“you good?” chris nudged you gently, placing a chaste kiss on your forehead before removing his hand from between your thighs. he brought his slick fingers back up to his lip and sucked your cum off with a lewd hum.
“i can barely feel my legs.” you grumbled, setting your hips down on your boyfriend’s lap and wrapping your arms around his neck to hug his warm body. it’s only a matter of seconds before you feel something hard press up against your thigh, and you could only assume it’s chris’ morning wood.
“jeez, you horndog.”
“ole boy just likes you so much, baby. can’t blame ‘em.”

notes: omfg i open tiktok and i see this??? this actually can’t be real, idk if it’s ab my drabble but ughhh i’m cheesing hard rn

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𝒀𝑨𝑳𝑬 | 𝑪𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑶𝑳𝑶

𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉.. chris is in danger of being kicked off his college lacrosse team, and he looks to y/n for tutoring. he doesn’t find it fair that he gets to party so much while she’s always studying, and decides to take her out one night to a frat

smut, p in v, use of y/n, back shots, unprotected sex, dumbification kink, dirty talk, mentions of alcohol, drunk sex, mentions of vaping, frat bro!chris, college au
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HOLYYYYYYY GOD THIS IS BOMG

when I tell you the smallest groan came out of my lips I FUCKING MEAN IT

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