one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

It's cause you're always going down that damn spiral

Get off that damn spiral!!!

a lot of times the difference between messy art and clean art or imperfect art and perfect art or bad art and good art is that the former actually gets finished and the latter stays an idea you punish yourself with

Strawberry Crows - Print by swanbones

*watching the United States economy bleed out in front of me, with awful and unknowable consequences for anyone who isn’t insulated by wealth* well, time to go to work!

Hong Kong -just gold- Sticker,acrylic  on Panel h2300mm x w1800mm

2021

SOLD

Have people heard of falling fruit? It's a map that marks off foraging locations that are accessible on public land.

It's global and crowdsourced and points you towards FREE FRUIT. (And herbs and nuts and things.) They have an app too but the app costs $2 and you can still pull up the map on your mobile browser for free.

This is how I found those park cherries!

I think I've added around 100-200 spots on here since I heard about it. Even put some of my own trees on it that overhange sidewalks. What's great is not only does it help you identify the plant by telling you what to find where, what's in season, what to spot through wikipedia and usda plant links. But practically any free resource you can think of you can either find on here or put on here like, good dumpsters to scavenge (for food or otherwise), water fountains, community orchards/gardens, fishing spots, little libraries / pantries, even bike pumps.

Common Frank Bidart banger (from "In the Ruins," in Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016)

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE'S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

this thing

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Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

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It is wednesday my dudes

Absolutely lost in the sauce.

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait I’m really shy 🥺 guys be niceys to me 🥺 I’m just a little guy 🥺

My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup she’s literally shy

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?