Unmute !

these guys are vicious predators btw

birb with revirb

This is also where the generic "jungle" sounds in movies come from

He has a lot to say

Hear him out!

As if we have a choice

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

look at this shit.

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

For the uninitiated:

My preferred version:

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

the difference between scrunge and gloopy is very important

HELP

Reaching new levels of language

happy phoenix wright eats glass day to those who celebrate

Howdy!

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

The physics of balancing toys 🙃

Me and my friends hanging out

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

yeah okay ill reblog that

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

Post that lives in my head rent free

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

I’d never seen this video before, but just from the visuals, I KNEW what the audio was going to be. (If you don’t want to unmute, I can confirm that it’s that song with all the “AAAAAAA, AAAAAA” in it, and the image in the sky of the singer in a cowboy hat.)

Oh look, it’s back!

song: Big Enough artist: Kirin J. Callinan release year: 2017

youtube link | spotify link

I’ve been getting into Ace Attorney! Scene from Farewell My Turnabout (no spoilers tho pls, I haven’t finished the case yet)

We need at least Knives Out 3 and 4. Knives Out 3 for another movie centered on a working class woman standing up to rich assholes and her and Benoit as a duo solving a mystery. Knives Out 4 for Benoit getting accused of a murder and Marta, Helen and the woman from KO3 working together to solve the mystery and get him free.

If neither of them are one a train then we also need a Knives Out 5.

It’s amazing how much baking you can do when you follow all the goddamn directions. Baking is not a category in which you can fuck around unless you have tons of experience.

"Cooking is an art, but baking is a science."

"i am a god" in the most neutral possible tone

You guys don't understand, EVERYONE hates this dude. He regularly fucks up and still delivers that ending line with the same tone. 0 aknowledgement that he made it wrong. People want to kill him in the comments regularly. The fact that he did this one right is a fluke and it pisses me off even more

Why does that guillotine have a smaller hole.

It’s so you can still see the “blade” at the bottom, to trick you into thinking it went through clean.

Omg y'all Y'ALL

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

There was a day in 2021 this post was on my dashboard three times a page