proud advocate all things freak nasty

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

i fucking need them to sandwich me.

Girls who masturbate face down ass up go to heaven btw

i struggle with what to say but i know i need to say this: my blog is a safe space and there is no tolerance for racism/homophobia/general negativity of any kind. the kindest, most giving people exist in this fandom , who offer their writing/gifs/art daily to us. and for that, i genuinely cannot live without this blog. stop ruining it for everyone, you miserable fucks.

Babe 🤍

𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫

Summary: Tonight’s the night Joel Miller finally let’s his feelings for you show. Or; Joel Miller half-assedly teaches you how to ride him.

Warnings: PWP. UNPROTECTED P-IN-V, big age gap, Joel is 57, Joel takes your virginity! Wow! Riding/lap riding, tummy bulge, daddy kink, creampie, pussy and cock pronouns, mentions of female masturbation, Joel, BIG DICK Miller.

A/N: Here, take this no beta’d word vomit while I work on reqs! I was thinking about taking a break and then I started ovulating and knew I had to write something. Because PHEWWWW these edits got me crazy. Ps: all my mutuals do moodboards so I gotta get used to not being lazy and just putting gifs AH.

wc: 2967

It was Joel’s neck covered in kisses, stained the color of your muted red lipstick. 

It was Joel’s hands firmly purchased on your waist as you humped his denim-clad thigh. 

i need to dry hump on this man until i feel his cock throbbing against the fabric of my clothes.

missionary so he can spit in my mouth and choke me while i scratch his back.

joel miller x female reader

summary: when joel returns home with an injury you’re quick to help him, but his wound isn’t the only thing being taken care of.

content: nsfw, 18+ mdni, cursing, mentions of blood, poorly written medical practices, descriptions of applying stitches, slightly submissive joel, oral m!recieving, a hint of ball worship [that old man needs his balls licked idc], soft jackson joel, p in v sex, unprotected sex, breeding kink!!!, mentions of pregnancy, it’s baby makin time fr, creampie, cum play, multiple orgasms

author’s note: what started as a submissive joel fic turned into nasty breeding kink smut and i’m not even sorry about it. ALSO i just realized this is the second time i’ve written smut about joel miller fucking the reader on a countertop… says a lot about me i think

Bill Skarsgård as Count Orlok 02/??

me praying every night to see him in my dreams⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

MIKEY MADISON 97th Annual Academy Awards March 2, 2025

sitting on his lap would heal me.

i need to straddle his lap as he tells me i'm his girl, only his, as he squeeze my jaw making sure i understand, then we start to softly making out, his scruffy beard scratching my face, but i like it cause he's my daddy, his thick hands gently groping my body cause i belong to him. i'd grind my hips against his bulge as i call him daddy, which only makes him harder, and only breathy little moans would fill the room<3

PEDRO PASCAL on the set of ‘THE LAST OF US’ during the filming of Episode 3 ‘Long, Long Time.’

Older gruff daddy with a scruffy beard & tired expression from a long day at work that let’s me sit on his lap and ramble on about my day while gently caressing my hair ♡

yes, that’s all i ask for <3

Wants and Needs

Look at the mess you’re in now, sweetheart, cryin’ on a cock that’s too fuckin’ big for you. What am I gonna do with ya?”

WARNINGS - Mean!joel, dom!joel, cock hungry!reader, impish!reader, one shot, size kink, Joel miller monster cock, ‘We shouldn’t be doing this’ vibes, cause Joel’s all guilt ridden and sexually frustrated, lots of dirty talk, guided masturbation (joel talks you through fucking yourself), mid-fuck pep talk from a man old enough to be your father, girthy legal but unspecified age gap, fingering, pain kink, brief mention of tummy bulge, dacryphilia, dubcon, unprotected PIV, cream pie, cum eating, aftercare in the form of oral sex (f!receiving) wedgie kink if you squint, horny brain took over when I wrote this, dingy motel sex.

FIC HELP - @tofics!!! Thank you for the thorough beta, sweetheart!!! you did so fucking much to help me with this fic and i'm really fucking grateful, more than words could say!! @beefrobeefcal @cum-a-calla and @/endlessthxxghts (rip i miss your presence on this shitshow of a website every day) thank you sweet babes for all of the encouragement and support!! I love you all!!

A/N - Long time no see! It’s been a while since I’ve posted a fic, even while since I’ve written for Joel. Gosh. I hope you’re all surviving the winter as best you can <3 it’s been a rough one, huh? Enjoy and have a safe rest of your week :)