emerald duo cuddles :-]

C!SAM REMINDING C!DREAM THAT ALL THE PRISON'S TERRIBLE CONDITIONS WERE HIS OWN IDEAS AND OWN DOINGS WE ARE WINNING SO UNBELIEVABLY HARD

"im glad you haven't seen the light in awhile. this is literally what you wanted for the prisoners... you know what you put tommy through, i don't even think this is that bad... you wanted this to be for tommy, dream."

QUACKITEE~ but make it c!Tntduo

pain and violence

brain empty rn don talk me

Trust Exercise

POV: you are ranboo

what if rosie the sheep just. absolutely hates teenagers. like tommy finds her and tries petting her and she rams squre into his crotch because she just Dislikes the child. phil introduces ranboo to the new syndicate member and ranboo gets fucking Bit. tubbo meets her through relentlessy bullying phil and he rams his head into hers right back because what ELSE would a ram child do? nothing. nothing else

do people still remember the time that quackity asked techno out on a date to get over his fear of him that came from being killed by him multiple times in minecraft monday. techno responded by initiating a terrifying primal game of tag while techno gave quackity a lesson on stamina vs. speed when it comes to predators hunting their prey. quackity lost his hunger after running from techno and techno never sprinted a single time and eventually cornered him. that was the most insane god damn thing that has ever happened and it has barely been touched on even though it eventually became a part of their dynamic. like can we talk about how fucking insane that was??? i havent seen it mentioned since it happened??? that was terrifying??????

Actually it happened in opposite order, quackity tried to do a power play by getting techno to do something for him, techno was like "you feel in control quackity?" and the chase proceeded as mentioned, and THEN quackity asked techno out (as a last ditch effort to stay Alive), to which techno was like "um..no thanks......."and i rewatch that scene constantly

Sorry for putting the image descriptions under a read more, but it is so ridiculously long

i regret to inform you all that this entire time c!ranboo has not been wearing a crisp fancy suit and has actually been wearing one of these bad boys

despite not being in the mood for drawing shoes or being able to draw shoes overall, red converse just felt like a necessity

chat pond chat pond chat pond

(This is a reference to a painting by John Everett Millais, most famous on tumblr for being the painting someone redrew as Zuko for that one text post)

“average dsmp member has more trauma than average hc member” factoid actually just statistical error. average hermitcraft member actually has slightly more (and usually much weirder) trauma than the average dsmp member. traumas tommy, who lives on the dsmp and cannot catch a fucking break, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

lookin' for

FUSSY

the thing i love most about mumza the goddess of death headcannon is the fact that people who die most likely see her. like she's the hades of the dream smp or something

think of schlatt or tommy dying, seeing this woman in all black with a veil and they look closer and they go "philza minecraft's wife kristin minecraft???" and BAM they're in hell.

the same with wilbur but he says "MOTHER??" and gets booted onto his fucking train station

give steve a sword NOW