Victorian vampire with a silly little blog🦇

From The 50 Greatest Love Letters of All Time, edited by David H, Lowenherz

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

Domenichino, The Maiden and the Unicorn, 1602 // Anton Robert Leinweber, Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman, 1912

they should make words that can properly communicate The Feeling of when youre thinking about The Character and its.

^these dont even fully express it. its insaner. they need to make a word for it

Not being able to draw my favorite character the way I envision them in my mind

life is beautiful and everything will be okay in the end anyways

The way the statue was discovered in 1959 in Piraeus, photo from the archive of the Archaeological society at Athens showing a smaller Artemis bronze statue hugging the bigger Athena statue.

Here is the smaller Artemis, displayed in the same room as Athena and another Artemis statue

😐 ........ (says nothing but the force of my emotion throws everyone backwards 20 feet)

I love seeing other people's ocs and getting snippets of their stories like oh my gosh there's a whole world and narrative in your head that I'm getting a small glimpse into isn't that so cool????

So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

i like to see men from the 19th century in a situation

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

only real springheads know about tipping their face up to the sun and enjoying a gentle breeze and birdsong

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright