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“What Matters Most is How Well You Walk Through The Fire" | 18+ |MDNI
Anonymous asked:

As you are about to turn the corner, you hear the familiar voice of Schmervert. You can't see who the house-elf is talking to, but Schmervert seems to be quite on the ball.

"When I tell you to sit on my face, DON'T just put ten percent of your body weight down. SIT on, for Merlin's sake! Sit! Like a chair! Don't ask if I can breathe. Just sit down."

Now THAT is the most romantic thing I've heard all day.

*still runs away. SPRINTS really. sprinting away from the house elf at full hufflepuff speed*

Anonymous asked:

Theodora,

You're on my mind, every night, every day. All I dream of is your eyes, All I long for is your touch.

You can say that I'm a fool, And I don't know very much, But I think they call this love.

Full of admiration, Bernard P. Diddy

Bernard,

A fool you say? How sweet it is to make such claims, When I often find that fools and lovers play the same game.

Full of Chocolate, Theodora

Anonymous asked:

To the most beautiful Hufflepuff

I knew from the moment our eyes first met, You were a masterpiece I'd never forget. Like a sunset painting the evening sky, A beauty so deep, unseen by the eye.

Your laughter, a melody soft and sweet, A rhythm my heart now skips to meet. Not just in sight but in soul you shine, A light so pure, forever divine.

Forever in awe, H. Ades

*takes a closer look at the pen name*

This light isn't so pure all the time.

CAREFUL HADES

Anonymous asked:

Dear Theodora,

There is a corner of my heart tat is yours. And I don't mean for now or until I've found somebody else. I mean to say that whether I fall in love a thousand times over or never again, there will always remain a small, quiet place in my heart that belongs only to you.

Love, Cherry Blossom Startrooper

Cherry Blossom Startrooper-

You had me at heart tat. But now I'm also curious - where else do you have tattoos?

Can I have a piece of your hip sticker? A sliver of your sleeve? A dash of your tramp stamp?

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