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so as you might have guessed because I said I was camping in the woods to avoid getting sick:

someone in my household has covid unfortunately but we did manage to get them a Paxlovid subscription. they’re uninsured, and even GoodRx coupons only brought the cost down to $1,300 USD.

I thought to check the drug manufacturer website and quickly signed up online through its portal and received a pharmacy card by email that lowered the cost to $0

There are also options for insured patients to dramatically lower their copays. I’m in the U.S., and I’m unsure whether this is applicable elsewhere, but I wanted to share this info on access to potentially lifesaving medication, for anyone it may help!

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

hey guys guess what happened again just now

ill never win an idgaf war love disarms me completely and im bleeding out

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MOOOD

text: People say ~Nothing~ is impossibel! But I do nothing every day!

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

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I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

It turns out prawns are a lot easier to eat if you take them out of the shell first

ooc: you... you eat it with the shell???

NO I. USED TO PUT THE WHOLE THING IN MY MOUTH AND TRIED TO REMOVE THE MEAT WITH MY TEETH AND THEN I REALSIED YOU CAN DO THAT WITH A FORK AND SPOON. I HAVE. BEEN. EATING IT LIKE THIS FOR. YEARS....

OOC: YOU CAN JUST PEEL IT WITH YOUR FINGERS????

IT'S NORMALLY SOUP?? AND I DONT. LIKE GETTING STICKY OILY FEELINGS ON MY FINGERS. IF I HAVE THE CHANCE I EAT CHIPS WITH A FORK

YOURE AUSTRALIAN???

NO????? WHAT DOES EATING CHIPSBWITH A FORK HAVE TO DO WITH BEING AUSTRALIAN

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk

Good news everyone

"bubbly"

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BOUBA SCREENSAVER THIS IS EPIC