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I have no idea what the flowers do and neither does Binghe
tried 2 come up w a reasonable cumplane situationship scenario and this happened
HE WEIGHS SIX BALLS !!!
mutual i’ve never talked to in my life: *reblogs my post*
me: ?? best friends???? forever??
being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you
Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.
I hear you
ink: ferris wheel press, "Sugar and Spite"
TVTropes gets made fun of a lot but it is a little astonishing how consistent that wiki's voice is. It's a great wiki to go to if you want to simulate having one specific autistic fifteen-year-old computer nerd infodump to you about any piece of media that exists. To be clear I am saying this as an overwhelmingly positive thing
Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.
Yes but also:
I think the fact that Binghe has curly hair in the Fanart design of him is PEAK. For one, the ideal standard of beauty that you’d expect out of a harem protagonist is silky straight hair!
It’s the beauty ideal in China. I have naturally curly hair inherited from my mother, and instead of being taught how to bring out my curls at the hairdresser, my hair is “frizzy,” and I get pushed into getting a straight perm.
My mom, likewise, has always hated her curly hair and was dismayed (dismayed!) when my hormones caused my hair texture to change from straight to her curls.
For two, the idea of Shen Qingqiu adoring it would fix me, I’m sure.
Your insecurity is something he adores about you. He makes poetry likening it to sheep’s wool, he runs his hands through it and helps you maintain it. Something most people consider a flaw, and that doesn’t even occur to him.
It’s so radical. It comes naturally to him!
No wonder Binghe is insane about that old man.
Qiu Haitang thinking her family had taken Shen Jiu in to save him, then having her world view completely torn apart until she was wishing for death when she found out the truth... oh Haitang they could never make me hate you
This was her reaction to seeing a Shen Qingqiu who was alive and well. If PIDW Qiu Haitang found out the truth about Shen Jiu's abuse after Bingge had tortured him to death... holy shit I can't even imagine the pain that she would go through. She LOVED HIM.
something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *
🍳🥪😋
Love how whenever the baby is done with an item they just fucking throw it
If loving you is out of character I don't want to be in character
