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PICK A CARD: Google searches that describe your future spouse

Hello and welcome to this reading! Here I will give you google searches that describes your future spouse. I hope you enjoy this reading!

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The extended version of this reading can be found on my patreon, the link of which is here

Pile 1:

β€œHow to undo sending an email… after 24 hours?”

β€œCan you get dehydration from forgetting to drink water for 3 days?”

β€œIs it normal to cry over fictional characters this much?”

β€œWhy do I get my best ideas at 3 AM?”

β€œHow long can you survive on snacks alone?”

β€œWhy did I walk into this room again?”

β€œCan ADHD make you lose your phone while holding it?”

β€œCan I cook pasta in the coffee maker?”

β€œHow to win an argument using psychology and fear”

β€œDid I just gaslight myself?”

Extended reading

Pile 2:

β€œHow to convince people I know what I’m doing”

β€œIf I say something with enough confidence, does it become true?”

β€œWhy do people keep telling me to β€˜think things through’?”

β€œCan you get banned from Uber Eats for too many refund requests?”

β€œHow to gaslight my way into free stuff”

β€œSigns I might actually be delusional (but like, in a fun way)”

β€œCan I legally call myself a CEO if I have an Etsy store?”

β€œHow fast can I learn a skill before I have to use it in real life?”

β€œHow to fall asleep when I am literally built different”

β€œIs it a red flag if I believe I can do anything without trying first?”

Extended reading

Pile 3:

β€œWhy do people tell me their secrets unprompted?”

β€œCan I manifest chaos just by thinking about it?”

β€œHow to stop saying β€˜that’s crazy’ when people trauma dump”

β€œIf I don’t react, do I technically win the argument?”

β€œCan I get paid for just existing and watching people?”

β€œWhy do I always know the drama even though I’m never involved?”

β€œHow long can you stare at someone before it’s weird?”

β€œHow to give life-changing advice without taking my own”

β€œWhat’s the most polite way to say β€˜that sounds like a you problem’?”

β€œShould I be concerned if people call me β€˜terrifying’?”

Extended reading

#pile 2#this is so funny 😭#but....a little concerning lol! they might not take accountability for their actions (it seems). hmmm#pac
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