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Trek Tracks (Beats by Bev) The Bae From Sickbay

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A Prof's Parodies, Puns, and Poems. Screencaps from @trekcore. Header image by @spacegoart.
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pseuddamntired asked:

Hi I humbly request that you also put bones’ human eyes on miss piggy

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trek-tracks answered:

I do not think this is an improvement

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I couldn't stop thinking of this subway ad that was ubiquitous when I lived in Manhattan

#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#miss piggy#the muppets#bones mccoy#the man trap#muppet-eyed bones#bones-eyed miss piggy#she looks like she has seen some stuff#you asked for it. it's your fault#jerry orbach#this isn't the first time i've used this ad to talk about Bones i think#i have a vague memory that I've edited this before
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Hey everyone, how's it going? Bev's singing with the symphony today, so she said I could take over her blog.

Has anyone seen Spock? I've been searching for him. You'd think I could see him. He said something about it being the first day of the month of Lirpa, whatever that means. I just hope he's not going to stab anyone.

Anyway, I'm keeping my eyes peeled. Let me know if you find him.

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I swear I've run up and down the entire Enterprise by now and Spock's nowhere to be found. Figures a Vulcan's favourite game would be perfectly logical hide and seek.

Are you sure none of you have seen him? I only have two eyes, you know.

First of all, I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day, when I'd much rather be listening to disco.

Second, I don't know what you're talking about. These are my real eyes.

I'm watching you.

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Y'all, Bev finally came back from the symphony and so I have to give this blog back. It's been fun, but I don't think I'm cut out to run a Tumblr when I have lives to save. I just don't have the right kind of vision.

...Oh, where was Spock all this time? That stubborn, thickheaded Vulcan apparently spent the first of Lirpa in the Mirror Universe. In Vulcan custom (if he's not making this up, which I wouldn't put past that liar) the first of Lirpa is a day to get back at those who've wronged you by pulling strange Vulcan pranks on them. Seems that Spock was pretty upset at his counterpart for that forced mind meld. He said my eyes were never the same after it.

...which is damned silly, because these are my normal eyes. They've always been this way.

Anyway, Spock gave Mirror Spock a thoroughly logical talking-to and came back home...

...after stealing his goatee.

I told you Vulcan pranks are weird.

Well, I think it looks quite fetching...one might say...eye-catching.

Good night from Lirpa Fools, everyone, and have a vaguely more normal tomorrow.

#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#april fools#happy april fools day#eye contact#i don't know why this is the bit i've committed to today#lirpa#lirpa fools#mirror universe#mirror spock#mirrorverse
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Hey everyone, how's it going? Bev's singing with the symphony today, so she said I could take over her blog.

Has anyone seen Spock? I've been searching for him. You'd think I could see him. He said something about it being the first day of the month of Lirpa, whatever that means. I just hope he's not going to stab anyone.

Anyway, I'm keeping my eyes peeled. Let me know if you find him.

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I swear I've run up and down the entire Enterprise by now and Spock's nowhere to be found. Figures a Vulcan's favourite game would be perfectly logical hide and seek.

Are you sure none of you have seen him? I only have two eyes, you know.

First of all, I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day, when I'd much rather be listening to disco.

Second, I don't know what you're talking about. These are my real eyes.

I'm watching you.

#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#april fools#happy april fools day#eye contact#i don't know why this is the bit i've committed to today
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Hey everyone, how's it going? Bev's singing with the symphony today, so she said I could take over her blog.

Has anyone seen Spock? I've been searching for him. You'd think I could see him. He said something about it being the first day of the month of Lirpa, whatever that means. I just hope he's not going to stab anyone.

Anyway, I'm keeping my eyes peeled. Let me know if you find him.

#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#muppet bones#muppet-eyed bones#april fools#happy april fools day#where did you come from where did you go#where did you come from muppet-eyed Bones#y'all bev's really not here it's me Bones#the symphony thing is actually not a joke i'm doing a hans zimmer tribute with the toronto symphony today and tomorrow
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They're the same picture

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...I have made a critical error in judgment

#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#miss piggy#the muppets#the man trap#the difference is that bones is a pacifist and miss piggy is not#but both can put you in the hospital#I made an even worse one as well that I'm debating whether i can justify inflicting on tumblr#he's going to haunt my nightmares#i guess if someone sends an ask about it i'll respond with it but you have been warned
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Leonard McCoy in video games throughout the years

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A brief set of (very biased) reviews of these efforts:

1. Pretty all right, particularly for the graphics style they had to work with

2. Too small to tell, but I like his dialogue

3. Unflattering and aging (much worse than he actually did)

4. Square De abomination

5. This one confuses me the most because it doesn't look like him even a little bit even though it's not ugly (though the hair is weird). It looks like someone watched a porn version of TOS and thought the porn actor playing McCoy, who was not hired for his acting skills, was actually McCoy's actor

6. By far the best realism-wise but they still elongated his face slightly too far

7. Also too square and it looks like McCoy ingested Lt. Leslie, Kirby-style, and assumed his shape

8. You know, it's stylized, but chic. I like it maybe the most other than 6

9. Credible McCoy in Lower Decks style and I am fond of Lower Decks so it earns points for that

#star trek tos#star trek video games#leonard mccoy#star trek#bones mccoy#mini review
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