just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unlessโ๏ธyou eat a lemon
everyone keeps talking about old man yaoi. who is he
i am fine so long as i donโt remember iโm alive & a person
usb-c is like a cloaca for computers
it does charging, data, audio, display... it's the all in one hole
(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
snoopy of the day
my pet mold spore
What the hell is this
what im learning is that you cannot avoid your way into a life you enjoy
me when i lie
as Iโve got older Iโve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and itโs like. Ok now what