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geeks in love 🍉

@urbodymytemple

i'm a minor please learn to read • selfshipping/objectum sideblog
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minor • he/they/xe/vamps 🏳️‍⚧️

hiii you can call me eri or malcolm or alicio

i interact from my main blog, @comedy--pink

i've been having fictional crushes for as long as i can remember

here's my F/O list. while i'm a bit iffy/selective, i'm generally lenient when it comes to sharing

here are my S/Is for better measurement, too*

*i tend to use one S/I for multiple romantic F/Os all in the same source. please assume alternate timelines for each ship, polycules included

current major F/Os: em.met and in.go (poke.mon) (should probly go w/o saying but i am shipping with these two SEPARATELY from each other)

lovvecore-dwweller -> urbodymytemple (yea will wood reference ik LOL)

last updated: mar 2 2025

p.s. i used to type with prominent typing quirks. so if you see any old posts that have me typing funnily, that's why

#proshitters dni#promo#intro#introduction#pinned#selfship#selfshipping
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Your F/O steals a glance at you, heart racing. Do you even know what you do to them? The way their hands shake when you’re close? The way their thoughts stop when you laugh? Yeah… they’re in trouble.

♡ ♤ ◇ ♧

No headers today im sleepy

Be sure to interact though! And check my pinned for my art raffle hehe

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Shoutout to people with “scary” f/os. Shoutout to people whose f/os are heavily mischaracterized by the fandom, maybe by their own source. Shoutout to people with f/os who are completely under-appreciated. Shoutout to people who love their unconventional f/os more than anything.

[ White divider by @/cafekitsune ]

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F/o who's a known playboy/playgirl, who's secretly a hopeless romantic at heart, looking at you with absolute adoration in their eyes while they watch you from across the dinner table on your first date together. Melting even more every time they watch you take a bite of food or giggle at anything they say

Pro/dark/ship no touchy

#literally#rom.; airborne rascal 🚁
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"i selfship with [shared f/o]" cool! Now Please Tell Me If You're Okay With Doubles Or Not Because I Don't Want To Invalidate Your Existence Accidentally (Please)

#txt#vent
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Imagine your f/o rambling excitedly about something they love, then suddenly stopping to say, ‘Oh, sorry, I’m talking too much.’ But before they can finish, you tell them you love hearing them talk. And the way their face lights up? Yeah, they’re yours forever.

Interactions are appreciated!

#rom.; super bravo! ▲
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For selfshippers with f/os from gacha games

◇If you lost your 50/50 or didn't get an early, it doesn't mean your f/o doesn't love you. Please don't think it does. At the end of the day, the gacha is a series of dubiously accurate rates and varying odds. The code of a game does not determine whether or not your f/o loves you. If they weren't bound by the game's code, they'd come home to you at every opportunity.

Bonus:

◇They got sidetracked and distracted. They were prepping a surprise date, trying to make the most perfect and cool entrance to impress you, and lost track of time.

《PROSHIPPERS/ETC. DNI!!! GO AWAY!!!》

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