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The Kids

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The Velaz Kids: I was too lazy to make individual blogs for + Noxie and Mara bc those blogs are down for who knows how long/maybe permanently

I cant handle the tight enclosed spaces even through characters it’s very triggering please don’t

Noxie: “꧁speaking꧂”

Mara: “✨speaking✨”

Orion: “•speaking•”

Quinn: “⁂speaking⁂”

Random toddler Noxie found?: “🍼speaking🍼”

*Actions always look like this.*

Noxie(she/her) is a hyper, dead, 13 year old. Mara(she/they) is the eldest sibling at 23 and arguably the calmest one. Orion(he/him) is 17 and him and Noxie are essentially carbon copies of each other. Quinn(she/he) is 6 and so far, the only sibling who can read. Noxie is a leech demon, Mara is a leopard demon, Orion is clown demon, and Quinn is an octopus demon.

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

*Annoyed*

*confused*

🎨I’m here. I’m safe. Just go.🎨

⁂…Uhhuh…⁂

*looking around*

*He doesn’t recognise much of anything, any details seeming to fuzz out any time Quinn tries to see them*

*Trying to figure out where he is*

🎨…Good luck.🎨

⁂If we’re near my brothers house I wanna go steal a chicken but I think he’s further out…maybe. Imma just walk until I see a wyvern I guess.⁂

⁂…wait he doesn’t have a wyvern..fuck…I’ll just walk until someone throws an egg or an infant at me.⁂

🎨…go ahead..?🎨

⁂I’m figuring out what a good plan is before I leave⁂

*shrugs and walks away, quickly becoming a spot where Quinn’s brain itches painfully as it tries to perceive them*

*He eats a few tree branches before aimlessly wandering*

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Anonymous asked:

*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

*Annoyed*

*confused*

🎨I’m here. I’m safe. Just go.🎨

⁂…Uhhuh…⁂

*looking around*

*He doesn’t recognise much of anything, any details seeming to fuzz out any time Quinn tries to see them*

*Trying to figure out where he is*

🎨…Good luck.🎨

⁂If we’re near my brothers house I wanna go steal a chicken but I think he’s further out…maybe. Imma just walk until I see a wyvern I guess.⁂

⁂…wait he doesn’t have a wyvern..fuck…I’ll just walk until someone throws an egg or an infant at me.⁂

🎨…go ahead..?🎨

⁂I’m figuring out what a good plan is before I leave⁂

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Anonymous asked:

*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

*Annoyed*

*confused*

🎨I’m here. I’m safe. Just go.🎨

⁂…Uhhuh…⁂

*looking around*

*He doesn’t recognise much of anything, any details seeming to fuzz out any time Quinn tries to see them*

*Trying to figure out where he is*

🎨…Good luck.🎨

⁂If we’re near my brothers house I wanna go steal a chicken but I think he’s further out…maybe. Imma just walk until I see a wyvern I guess.⁂

⁂…wait he doesn’t have a wyvern..fuck…I’ll just walk until someone throws an egg or an infant at me.⁂

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Anonymous asked:

*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

*Annoyed*

*confused*

🎨I’m here. I’m safe. Just go.🎨

⁂…Uhhuh…⁂

*looking around*

*He doesn’t recognise much of anything, any details seeming to fuzz out any time Quinn tries to see them*

*Trying to figure out where he is*

🎨…Good luck.🎨

⁂If we’re near my brothers house I wanna go steal a chicken but I think he’s further out…maybe. Imma just walk until I see a wyvern I guess.⁂

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*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

*Annoyed*

*confused*

🎨I’m here. I’m safe. Just go.🎨

⁂…Uhhuh…⁂

*looking around*

*He doesn’t recognise much of anything, any details seeming to fuzz out any time Quinn tries to see them*

*Trying to figure out where he is*

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*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

*Annoyed*

*confused*

🎨I’m here. I’m safe. Just go.🎨

⁂…Uhhuh…⁂

*looking around*

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*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

*Annoyed*

*confused*

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

*Thinking really hard*

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

🎨Not from me.🎨

⁂Well who else would it be from? The only people I know who live in the woods are my brother and their brother and my niece and my sister-oh wait brothers brother maybe, it didn’t like when I tried to murder its trees-⁂

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

⁂…well, was it?⁂

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

🎨Sucks to be you. If you try to keep following, you won’t.🎨

*Stare*

⁂I can’t tell if that was a threat or not.⁂

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

🎨I said, hiding.🎨

⁂I wanna make sure I did my chore right so I can put slime on Dads fancy furniture.⁂

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

*calm.. internally panicking*

*Looking for the little sister*

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

🎨Hidden.🎨

*Suspicious*

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

🎨…Yeah. Where the owl was.🎨

⁂But where is the baby sister?⁂

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*Searching for someone called Dragon Douche*

*As far as M can see, there are no dragons in Heaven, any dragon-like creatures getting glared at in the streets and hellfire thrown at them randomly to ‘test’ their holiness and worthiness to be in Heaven. No one takes joy in the actions of violence, least of all the cherubs, and everyone seems just… numb and wary to the point of paranoia of their fellow angels*

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“…This is concerning.”

*Everyone’s eyes seem almost glazed over from how emotionless Heaven is, children who would have once played together staring at one another in pure terror*

*Very worried M, slowly wandering and looking around*

*A young dragon-like angel wanders past, one wing melted completely shut, scar tissue encasing it completely*

*way more concerned than before*

*Smoke swirls around them as they glare at M, barely flinching as a random angel yells at them to hide in a corner of heaven until they die*

🎨What? It’s rude to stare.🎨

“Sorry-what happened here?”

🎨Do you live under a rock or something? Whatever. Word got around that a dragon killed the Allmighty, and now anyone who could even remotely be suspected of being related to the bastard gets burned alive. Hellfire gets through kid scales easier than adults, don’t worry, you won’t run into many who are this mangled.🎨

“…do you want a place to hide out until this is over-?“

🎨My folks may not be around, but they did tell me to not go with strange men.🎨

*flat stare*

“Fair enough and also good advice. Let me see if I can get you a shield or something-“

🎨Don’t bother. Hellfire burns hotter if you try to save yourself.🎨

“…okay. Uh…well I can’t leave you to get harassed-“

🎨You really aren’t from around here.🎨

*Something sparks in their eyes, snuffed out quicker than anyone would notice if they weren’t paying attention*

“No I’m not even from this pantheon-sorry-do you have a safe place to go that I can walk you to or something? I don’t wanna leave you out here to get hurt-“

🎨…common sense tells me not to show a creepy ass old man who has less than zero reason to not be a creep the way to my hideout when my baby sister is there.🎨

“Fair…is there someone you trust that I could call-?”

*a smile appears on their face, too many teeth on display to be innocent*

🎨Sure, I’m sure my folks would love to hear from you. Only problem, they’re in Hell and me and my sis only died recently so I got no clue how to talk to them.🎨

“…I’ve got a few kids down in hell maybe one could help get ahold of them-?”

*unimpressed stare*

“No? Uhh-my daughter might be able to walk you to somewhere safe-? I don’t know-“

*Seemingly considering that option*

“She’s young but there’d be a higher likelihood that she’d kill and eat somebody before they could throw anything-“

*thinking it over*

🎨…if she touches my sister then I’ll get the weird forest thing to hunt you.🎨

“She wouldn’t but okay-wait who? Ariel?”

🎨I dunno, I died like a month and a bit ago, and it said something about me looking like a deal-maker..? Confusing. It lets me and Viper sleep in a hollow tree root thing. And gave me a ton of soft glass.🎨

“Probably Ariel. Fuzzy? Got antlers? It’s nice to my kids, I like Ariel.”

🎨Fuzzy, no antlers.🎨

“Maybe I saw it wrong but sounds like Ariel-“

“But anyways are you okay with my kid getting you there safely as possible-? Because I can call her-“

*slow nod*

*It goes blank for a moment before an octopus child appears.*

⁂…If I do this can I destroy your room?⁂

“Yes be nice to the kiddo-“

⁂Sure whatever.⁂

*mildly antsy at seeing another child*

*Blank stare from Quinn*

*Walks off, fully expecting Quinn to follow*

*She does follow*

*They wander through quieter streets, getting glared at by anyone who deems their being in eyesight “too close for comfort”, and having to take many detours instead of just walking straight to their hideout*

*He slaughters a few of the meaner people*

*They pointedly don’t look back to keep an eye on him, moving far quieter than they should be able to*

*He keeps up, careful not to leave a trail of blood*

🎨You’re weird.🎨

⁂I got asked to do this so I’m doing it.⁂

🎨Didn’t get asked to kill them.🎨

⁂They were annoying and mean.⁂

*They sigh, dust in the air glowing with the breath*

🎨Whatever. They stopped short of killing me.🎨

⁂Dad wanted me to get you safe to wherever we’re going.⁂

🎨No, they just wanted to make sure I got there and that you didn’t put me in danger.🎨

⁂So. Safe.⁂

*eye roll*

⁂So, what’s your deal anyways?⁂

🎨My folks crashed the car, got all four of us killed, and I got burned badly by some sort of weird fire because I didn’t want my baby sis to get hurt.🎨

⁂So fucked up parents and now you’re a parent for your sister? That sucks.⁂

🎨They got into Hell, and some dragon thing screwed over all of Heaven the day before I died.🎨

⁂Oh yeah I heard about that. My brother is really fucking depressed now because of the idiot dragon dying or something-⁂

*He takes a bite out of a liver*

*turns green around what literally seem like gills*

⁂Want some?⁂

*rapid head shake*

*She shrugs and finishes it*

*very grossed out*

⁂What?⁂

🎨Ew.🎨

⁂Food is food.⁂

🎨Smells of poison.🎨

⁂Huh. I’ll be fine probably.⁂

⁂You hungry?⁂

⁂I probably have a granola bar or something⁂

*more glare*

*Blink blonk*

*stomach growls*

*Grabs and holds out a bag of granola bars and snacks*

*looks away*

⁂Can you not eat or something?⁂

🎨It smells of poison. Again.🎨

⁂Well what doesn’t smell of poison then?⁂

*eye roll*

⁂Whatever I give up.⁂

*She picks up a fallen tree branch with a tentacle and gnaws on it*

*Walking very weird*

⁂Are you okay?⁂

🎨Why?🎨

*seemingly doing absolutely everything to avoid stepping on literally any bug or flower*

⁂You’re walking like the grass has fucking feelings:⁂

🎨The bugs do. And Viper likes the flowers.🎨

⁂…yeah not even gonna ask.⁂

*nod, small smile. An owl swoops down just as Wyrrm steps out of the way, grabbing a mouse and flying off*

⁂Oh hey it’s an ugly bird.⁂

*eye roll, back to expressionless*

⁂My Momchelle likes birds.⁂

🎨Right.🎨

⁂Mhm.⁂

🎨Why’re you still here?🎨

⁂Oh is this where Dad wanted me to make sure you got?⁂

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