I am Falling

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

some photos I took for school, thought I'd share here cause I used some ninjago mechs for it YIPPEE

Ohhhh my god I cannot have a conversation with my dad jfc

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

the way in stick to the status quo the ensemble is all supportive like "open up dig way down deep" and when the character is like oh I bake or oh I like dancing the same people are like "ewww freak don't do that 🕺🎵"

Sharpay’s explicit proclamation’s of love for Troy but her implicit obsession with Gabriella was textbook lesbianism to me. of course in public she will obsess over this basket baller with no theatrical experience upon his first introduction into musical theatre. and of course she would resent this girl who has received implied if little at all interest in musical theatre despite her talent. on the surface, Gabriella and Troy both represent something she resents; natural talent before trained prowess. and in that line of thinking, why does she not give to Gabriella what she gives to Troy; teasing, provoking with no end goal? Sharpay is gay and at best bisexual imo

the best kind of ships are the ones that have something aromantic going on

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

My favorite part of In the Loop is that they took a character all the fans loved to say was actually just an anti hero and not even really that bad, and then put him in a situation with actual stakes where his viciousness and single minded pursuit of keeping the party in power has an actual cost in human lives in close parallel to real life events.

You know, like politics tend to have.

Loved that movie, funny as shit, left me feeling hollow by the end

sandwich is 2 separate pieces of sliced bread loaf. if its in a bun it's either a roll, bap, buttie or burger (this increases with heat as you go down the list)

i always forget mericans don't understand the bap -> buttie pipeline

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