Wizard Kitty!

hey we want a wizard duel. you wizard pimps are a poor excuse of a magic user except for the guys in our council. fight us. bark bark.

Why are you barking at us?

to assert dominance as we're very short. also because it's working

I don't feel frightened, just confused as to why short wizards are barking at me, who is slightly above average height

Also: *barks louder*

BARK BARK. we cast feline vocalization on you. you can only meow now. loser.

Meow???? Meow Meow Meow!

*starts running around madly looking for the cat*

hi.

we're winning the wizard duel.

there's a duel happening? where?

hey we want a wizard duel. you wizard pimps are a poor excuse of a magic user except for the guys in our council. fight us. bark bark.

Why are you barking at us?

to assert dominance as we're very short. also because it's working

I don't feel frightened, just confused as to why short wizards are barking at me, who is slightly above average height

Also: *barks louder*

BARK BARK. we cast feline vocalization on you. you can only meow now. loser.

Meow???? Meow Meow Meow!

*starts running around madly looking for the cat*

hi.

Meow!

*Hatt crouches, tensed, staring at you, ready to chase*

oh no. please don't do that.

hey we want a wizard duel. you wizard pimps are a poor excuse of a magic user except for the guys in our council. fight us. bark bark.

Why are you barking at us?

to assert dominance as we're very short. also because it's working

I don't feel frightened, just confused as to why short wizards are barking at me, who is slightly above average height

Also: *barks louder*

BARK BARK. we cast feline vocalization on you. you can only meow now. loser.

Meow???? Meow Meow Meow!

*starts running around madly looking for the cat*

hi.

Have you touched one.

Not that I know of.

You should.

No thank you.

Touch one

-Member Of @the-worse-wizard-council

Yeah galaxy you should totally touch this horse

What.

Touch the horse. What's not to get.

No. Why?

no idea what's happening here but it seems weird, so I'm joining in. I also think you should touch the horse, it might be magical.

That is why I do not want to touch the horse. It is probably cursed or something.

what if the horse just wants a hug? hug the horse.

I do not do hugs.

fair enough. then just pet the horse?

No.

aw why not? that's no fun.

Too bad.

well I tried. good luck out there, avoiding horses for mysterious reasons.

Have you touched one.

Not that I know of.

You should.

No thank you.

Touch one

-Member Of @the-worse-wizard-council

Yeah galaxy you should totally touch this horse

What.

Touch the horse. What's not to get.

No. Why?

no idea what's happening here but it seems weird, so I'm joining in. I also think you should touch the horse, it might be magical.

That is why I do not want to touch the horse. It is probably cursed or something.

what if the horse just wants a hug? hug the horse.

I do not do hugs.

fair enough. then just pet the horse?

No.

aw why not? that's no fun.

Have you touched one.

Not that I know of.

You should.

No thank you.

Touch one

-Member Of @the-worse-wizard-council

Yeah galaxy you should totally touch this horse

What.

Touch the horse. What's not to get.

No. Why?

no idea what's happening here but it seems weird, so I'm joining in. I also think you should touch the horse, it might be magical.

That is why I do not want to touch the horse. It is probably cursed or something.

what if the horse just wants a hug? hug the horse.

I do not do hugs.

fair enough. then just pet the horse?

Have you touched one.

Not that I know of.

You should.

No thank you.

Touch one

-Member Of @the-worse-wizard-council

Yeah galaxy you should totally touch this horse

What.

Touch the horse. What's not to get.

No. Why?

no idea what's happening here but it seems weird, so I'm joining in. I also think you should touch the horse, it might be magical.

That is why I do not want to touch the horse. It is probably cursed or something.

what if the horse just wants a hug? hug the horse.

Have you touched one.

Not that I know of.

You should.

No thank you.

Touch one

-Member Of @the-worse-wizard-council

Yeah galaxy you should totally touch this horse

What.

Touch the horse. What's not to get.

No. Why?

no idea what's happening here but it seems weird, so I'm joining in. I also think you should touch the horse, it might be magical.

Hate when that happens am i right?

I can't even hold an orb with these little paws :(

Somewhere in an alleyway, there is a small cat stuck in a box labelled 'Void'. She doesn't know exactly how she got there, but she'd very much like to be freed. She cries as loud as she can.

*a worm squiggles up to the box* hello kitty! what are u doing in a box? dirt is much more comfy

I was put in here. I don't know who put me here though. can you help me get out?

absolutely! i can’t imagine any normal person would leave a little cat like you in a box. come on over, i’ll give you a Tower Tour

thanks <|:3

of course! the Dirt Tower is always open

oh man, I'm so excited, I love dirt! do you have any tuna, by chance?

hmmm, i don’t think so, but i do know a Summon Fish spell! does that work?

yes! by the way... what's your name? I'm Void! I'm missing some of my stuff but that's ok for now

(she looks sadly at her reflection in a puddle, realizing she's lost her hat)

most people call me Pines! i have a special hat-making room, come with me :)

ah, I don't know if that's necessary, this was a very special hat and I don't think it can be replaced. for now, I'll just go without it, I'm sure I'll find it eventually.

Somewhere in an alleyway, there is a small cat stuck in a box labelled 'Void'. She doesn't know exactly how she got there, but she'd very much like to be freed. She cries as loud as she can.

*a worm squiggles up to the box* hello kitty! what are u doing in a box? dirt is much more comfy

I was put in here. I don't know who put me here though. can you help me get out?

absolutely! i can’t imagine any normal person would leave a little cat like you in a box. come on over, i’ll give you a Tower Tour

thanks <|:3

of course! the Dirt Tower is always open

oh man, I'm so excited, I love dirt! do you have any tuna, by chance?

hmmm, i don’t think so, but i do know a Summon Fish spell! does that work?

yes! by the way... what's your name? I'm Void! I'm missing some of my stuff but that's ok for now

(she looks sadly at her reflection in a puddle, realizing she's lost her hat)

Somewhere in an alleyway, there is a small cat stuck in a box labelled 'Void'. She doesn't know exactly how she got there, but she'd very much like to be freed. She cries as loud as she can.

*a worm squiggles up to the box* hello kitty! what are u doing in a box? dirt is much more comfy

I was put in here. I don't know who put me here though. can you help me get out?

absolutely! i can’t imagine any normal person would leave a little cat like you in a box. come on over, i’ll give you a Tower Tour

thanks <|:3

of course! the Dirt Tower is always open

oh man, I'm so excited, I love dirt! do you have any tuna, by chance?

Somewhere in an alleyway, there is a small cat stuck in a box labelled 'Void'. She doesn't know exactly how she got there, but she'd very much like to be freed. She cries as loud as she can.

*a worm squiggles up to the box* hello kitty! what are u doing in a box? dirt is much more comfy

I was put in here. I don't know who put me here though. can you help me get out?

absolutely! i can’t imagine any normal person would leave a little cat like you in a box. come on over, i’ll give you a Tower Tour

thanks <|:3

Somewhere in an alleyway, there is a small cat stuck in a box labelled 'Void'. She doesn't know exactly how she got there, but she'd very much like to be freed. She cries as loud as she can.

*a worm squiggles up to the box* hello kitty! what are u doing in a box? dirt is much more comfy

I was put in here. I don't know who put me here though. can you help me get out?