that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

its so windy my poor poor chickens are being blown around like dry leafs they look like this

im so happy this doodle i made in approximately 1 minute and 32 seconds is resonating with 3 thousand people

*cums on your face as a friend*

*as a mutual

Fuck it -- God bless the rural queers. God bless every dyke, faggot and tranny who lives in a town with less than 10k. God bless every queer living in red towns in red counties, in blue states or red states alike. God bless every queer who's also a redneck, who knows how to hunt and fish. God bless every queer living in a town where every other house is condemned. Where half the storefronts are empty.

God bless rural queers.

THIS IS ME

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

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...*sigh*

*taps mic*

Everyone deserves a little trip to the beach now and then 🌊🏖️

it's my birthday!🎈

Howard Hamlin, CEO of the Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill law firm.

wait what is “morning wood” ?? i’m a visual learner btw