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NOBDOY CAN EVER ARGUE WITH ME EVWR AGAJN
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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard
a) Jesus Christ
b) Odysseus
c) Jayce Talis
d) Jonathan Sims
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all amazingphil videos should be filmed like this
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dan and phil should buy tumblr
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Anonymous asked:
I’ve seen enough baby Phan Phanfictions mentioning Phil having to take Dan to hospital to assume this was an actual thing.
Is that the case and if so have the boys talked about it before??
*tit conspiracy segment suspension vibes* it's TRUE ✅ dan went to hospital november 2010 and phil stayed with him as long as he was allowed and then came back and snuck him mcdonalds
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You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex
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Chat, is this true?
because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please
we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here
We are also just as cringe as your guidance counselor said we are
KILL SHIT CUM SUICIDE SUICIDE FAGGOT CUNT CUNT CUNT DYKE SEX DYKE DYKE DYKE TRANNY VAGINA VAGINA CUM SEX SEX TRANNY CUM SHIT PENIS SUICIDE MURDER SEX FAGGOT QUEER QUEER QUEER QUEER
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK
ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
THE ONLY GOOD COP IS A DEAD COP
PORN RULES
PURITY CULTURE IS FOR LOSER CUNTS
there's no money to be made here and your fave is not a fave here
RPF is the only way to heaven
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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”
plot and wedding vows and earth shattering subtext aside catws delivered action like it was a sport. winter solider showing up in the middle of the goddamn road with a bazooka. SIDE STEP as the SUV flips over like. the elevator scene. theeeeeee knife fight the hand to hand combat. not to mention winter soldiers entire design the belts and the buckles and the Metal arm exposed and the goggles and the fitted mask and the Eyeliner and. the hair. and steve with the Dark Blue Stealth Suit. je croyais que tu étais plus qu'un bouclier. on va VOIR. backflip kick the guy in the face. crazy.