blink 182 and sum 41 should combine to become slunk 223

so…. apparently I still remember how to draw them 🫠

©Philomena Famulok

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Here's art for Phantom Load, written by @mayalaen for @eddiemunsonbigbang!! Daemon AU lovers, RISE!!

I was talking to a kid in my daughter’s class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures.

So I said, “Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?”

And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled.

“No,” she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, “they’re going to eat the passengers.”

God I hope she lets me read it.

Children of that age are the best. So many of them can look clear-eyed at the horrors most of us can't bear. (C&P-ing this because I've written about it elsewhere and can't improve on it.)

A moment burned into my brain:

A children’s theater thing in Central Park, sometime in the late 70s. A crowd of kids of ages… oh, 7 to 10 or thereabouts. A fairy-tale-ish story’s being enacted for them. A princely hero’s been given a sword to take on a journey and instructed not to put it down under any circumstances or Very Bad Things will happen.

Shortly the prince runs into a witch (as one does). She wants the sword, and starts wheedling him to put it down, take a rest, it must be so heavy, etc etc. He resists for a while but finally begins to think about agreeing, about putting it down. And while this is happening, a Monster is creeping up behind him.

Shrieks of warning from the horrified audience as the Monster gets closer and closer. “No, no!” “Look out!” “It’s right behind you!” “Don’t put it down!”

And into one of those unpredictable spaces of silence that sometimes falls in live performance, a single voice speaks up. Little girl sitting not far from me, one of those absolutely angelic-faced children, maybe seven years old, like a little doll. And she says, with piercing clarity and sheer bloodthirsty relish:

"Go ahead. Put it down! Let's see what happens."

...That child's who I write for. :)

i used windows+arrow keys the other day to pull up two documents side-by-side and my boss looked a me like i was a space alien

[Image ID: Tumblr reply by oblivonion which reads, "being a millennial is being caught between generations who do not know about keyboard shortcuts" End ID.]

the most unrealistic thing about Supernatural is that the boys never had a lore book open to an ugly ass monster, held the book up to the other one, and said "lol that's you"

a little wip bc I didn’t finish this today like I wanted to. painting my ass off trying to get this to look right. we’re starting to get somewhere!!

Billy is just spreading awareness, in case Steve didn’t already know.

wip wednesday

This for the new things and trusting the process 🥂

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These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I'm writing for people who know what I'm talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right

these tags are perfect and I think everyone should see them

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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This first time I thought Jaskier was making the mug appear from nowhere 😅. No he is simply stealing Geralt's ale. Only to spit all of it on him the next second 😮‍💨