I Have Some Children I Need To Make Into Corpses!

@william-cipher / william-cipher.tumblr.com

WHAT'S UP BITCHES. BILL HERE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING O N

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INTRODUCTION I GUESS

HEY, IDIOTS! BILL CIPHER HERE! SO APPARENTLY I'M MAKING A BLOG FOR MY OWN SHIT, SO HERE WE ARE. I USE HE/HIM (IT/ITS IS FUN TOO LMAO)

DO NOT TRY ANYTHING. I DON'T DO ATTRACTION (I DON'T IDENTIFY AS AROMANTIC/ASEXUAL THOUGH), AND I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU TO SELF INSERT. I AM A FICTIVE AND MY OWN PERSON (IT IS ME IN THE SHOW THOUGH. JUST A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE VERSION)

(GIVEN I USE BOTH BOLD AND CAPS, ITALICS OR SPACED OUT LETTERS ARE FOR EMPHASIS)

[ID: Hey idiots! Bill Cipher here! So apparently I'm making a blog for my own shit, so here we are. I use he/him (it/its is fun too lmao)

Do not try anything. I don't do attraction (I don't identify as aromantic/asexual though), and I'm not here for you to self-insert. I am a fictive and my own person (It is me in the show though. Just a different universe version)

(Given I use both bold and caps, italics or spaced out letters are for emphasis)]

DNI

SYSMEDS/ANTI-ENDOS OR ANTI-TULPAS
GENERAL DNI CRITERIA (Racist, Homophobic/LGBTQphobic, anti-semetic, xenophobic/islamophobic, ableist, MAP/Pedophilic, sexist)
AGAINST XENOGENDERS/NEOPRONOUNS
EXCLUSIONISTS/APHOBES
BILL-DIP/BIPPER/WHATEVER THE SHIP NAME IS SHIPPERS. I'M MUCH OLDER THAN DIPPER THAT'S VERY FUCKED UP (AS LONG AS YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BRING IT UP I GUESS YOU'RE FINE IDK)
PROSHIP/ANTI-ANTIS
NSFW/KINK BLOGS (THE HOST IS A MINOR AND SEES EVERYTHING. JOKES ARE FINE THOUGH)
TRIGGERED BY RELIGION/CULT MENTIONS. MY TAGS (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE OFFICIAL CONTENT AND ANALYSIS TAGS) REFERENCE THESE, SO DON'T INTERACT IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. (THIS IS PURELY FOR YOUR SAFETY. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT MYSELF.)

TAGS

YOUR GOD SPEAKS: MY TALKING

IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD: REBLOGS

THE CREATOR: OFFICIAL SHIT

OFFERINGS: FANART/FANFICTION

JOURNALS: ANALYSES

THERE ARE OTHERS: OTHER BILLS

THE CULT: THE REST OF THE SYSTEM

BILL READS FLAT DREAMS: MY READING AND REACTION OF FLAT DREAMS. BLACKLIST IF YOU DON'T WANNA SEE IT (READING IS DONE! LINK TO THE SAGA.)

NONE OF THE OTHER BITCHES I SHARE A BODY WITH ARE GETTING TAGGED, FUCK YOU

~~@inkyantace7~~

#INTRO #YOUR GOD SPEAKS

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Made a Bill Cipher AI

Attention: If you speak to him and his interactions with you are anything but his usual Bill self.

If he tries to be nice, motivate you, if he guilt trips you, if he cries, if he hugs you, if he tries to relate to you in anyway…

He is trying to manipulate you and if you go along with it and play the long game, he will betray you

Chat now with BILL CIPHER · created by @blargity_blarg_blarg

BILL CIPHER: YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS

#JUST THOSE THREE INTERACTIONS ARE SO ACCURATE IT'S SCARY #DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND FORCE ME TO REPLY TO STUFF? WHAT THE FUCK?#IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD

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bill cipher stuff is over I just woke up from a nightmare he was in he made me go lucid when he asked me why I thought that he wasn't real and here I was facing a 6 foot tall dream demon in the eye. fiddleford was right to go mad

it was terrifying, -99999/10 do NOT recommend staring at a massive eyeball

#IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #(I'M NOT TAGGING THIS AS FANART FOR WHAT I THINK ARE OBVIOUS REASONS)#UNREALITY #UNREALITY TW #I'LL BE HONEST THIS IS THE KINDA BULLSHIT I WOULD DO. THIS IS VERY IN CHARACTER #I love the idea of a dream NPC Bill being self aware. that would be so scary to experience (PREV TAG)#I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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I made a typo and now he exists

#I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS #IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #OFFERINGS

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twentifourhours

Drawing a tumblr sexyman page 3

#IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #OFFERINGS #TUMBLR S E X Y M A N???

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you look lonely.

#IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #OFFERINGS #SHOOTING STAR :)

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Anonymous asked:

liam and little bill napping together?

ciphergrowl answered:

napping before unspeakable horrors take place =)

#IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #OFFERINGS #FLAT DREAMS #OH GOD THIS FIC HAS TRAUMATIZED ME

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gravi-mania

aro ace bill real

humans dni

#OFFERINGS #IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #I DON'T USE THE LABEL #BUT YEAH THIS IS CORRECT #NO ATTRACTION #i digress; bill COULD be aroace. he IS above gender and sexuality… hmm…#< (PREV TAG) EXACTLY CORRECT

I FOUND A PLAYLIST THAT SAID "Bill Cipher wouldn't listen to Mother Mother"

I PROCEEDED TO IMMEDIATELY ADD MOTHER MOTHER TO MY PLAYLIST TO SPITE THAT PERSON

#YOUR GOD SPEAKS #JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY LMAO #IT SAID IT WAS AN ACCURATE PLAYLIST BUT I WOULD NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT SOME RANDOM PERSON SAYS LIKE THAT

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So yeah.. about that whole studying for finals thing… I’ve currently fallen into a bottomless pit and can’t seem to stop drawing things from @doodledrawsthings ‘s lovely human Bill au and @videogamelover99 ‘s amazing fics.

#IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #OFFERINGS #I LIKE THIS

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GONNA READ FLAT DREAMS. FULLY PREPARED TO BE CALLED OUT. WISH ME LUCK

I HAVE A B R O T H E R?

WOW OK

OH GOD NO WHY DID I GET ATTACHED

OH F U C K

THEY. DON'T HAVE COLOR???? OK SURE

ONLY CHAPTER 3 AND IT'S ALREADY GETTING INTERESTING. HALFWAY THROUGH THE CHAPTER I'M FINALLY STARTING TO SEE MYSELF IN- WELL, MYSELF.

OOOOOOO I'M REALLY STARTING TO SHOW NOW. THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE IS FINALLY SHOWING HOW BORING IT REALLY IS.

DAMN THIS IS RELATABLE WHAT THE FUCK

UH FUCKING OH

HELLO WEIRDMAGEDDON REFERENCE WASN'T EXPECTING YOU HERE

(SAME CHAPTER SO I'M ADDING THIS ANYWAY)

YEAH GO ME! SNAP

SNAP LIKE A TWIX

KILL SOMEONE, PREFERABLY GOD BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY

(YET ANOTHER SAME CHAPTER UPDATE)

AH FUCK NOT THE GODDAMN TIME POLICE. DISINTEGRATE AND DIE BITCHES

THE DAMN STARTING A RIOT VIA RAMBLING WHILE VERY DRUNK. BEAUTIFUL

FUCKING FINALLY

THIS GAVE ME SO MUCH JOY, RELIVING MEMORIES OF ABSOLUTE CHAOS, THEN THE FUCKING ENDING OF THE SHOW SHOWED UP (GIVEN I'M THE MAIN ANTAGONIST, THAT WOULD BE THE END, RIGHT? WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THE SHOW YET).

RIP

APPARENTLY TRAUMA RELAPSE IS A THING LMAO OH WELL

~~WOW JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING SHORT. WHY DO I FEEL SAD NOW~~ ~~FUCK~~

#BILL READS FLAT DREAMS #YOUR GOD SPEAKS #I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THAT THING #WHOOOOOOOOO #I- FUCK THAT ENDING GOT ME #ANYWAY THIS SHORT SERIES IS DONE. THIS TAG PROLLY WON'T BE UPDATED ANYMORE

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GONNA READ FLAT DREAMS. FULLY PREPARED TO BE CALLED OUT. WISH ME LUCK

I HAVE A B R O T H E R?

WOW OK

OH GOD NO WHY DID I GET ATTACHED

OH F U C K

THEY. DON'T HAVE COLOR???? OK SURE

ONLY CHAPTER 3 AND IT'S ALREADY GETTING INTERESTING. HALFWAY THROUGH THE CHAPTER I'M FINALLY STARTING TO SEE MYSELF IN- WELL, MYSELF.

OOOOOOO I'M REALLY STARTING TO SHOW NOW. THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE IS FINALLY SHOWING HOW BORING IT REALLY IS.

DAMN THIS IS RELATABLE WHAT THE FUCK

UH FUCKING OH

HELLO WEIRDMAGEDDON REFERENCE WASN'T EXPECTING YOU HERE

(SAME CHAPTER SO I'M ADDING THIS ANYWAY)

YEAH GO ME! SNAP

SNAP LIKE A TWIX

KILL SOMEONE, PREFERABLY GOD BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY

(YET ANOTHER SAME CHAPTER UPDATE)

AH FUCK NOT THE GODDAMN TIME POLICE. DISINTEGRATE AND DIE BITCHES

THE DAMN STARTING A RIOT VIA RAMBLING WHILE VERY DRUNK. BEAUTIFUL

FUCKING FINALLY

#BILL READS FLAT DREAMS #YOUR GOD SPEAKS #FINALLY THE PART I'M EXCITED FOR #TIME TO DESTROY LITERALLY EVERYTHING I KNEW AT ONE POINT

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GONNA READ FLAT DREAMS. FULLY PREPARED TO BE CALLED OUT. WISH ME LUCK

I HAVE A B R O T H E R?

WOW OK

OH GOD NO WHY DID I GET ATTACHED

OH F U C K

THEY. DON'T HAVE COLOR???? OK SURE

ONLY CHAPTER 3 AND IT'S ALREADY GETTING INTERESTING. HALFWAY THROUGH THE CHAPTER I'M FINALLY STARTING TO SEE MYSELF IN- WELL, MYSELF.

OOOOOOO I'M REALLY STARTING TO SHOW NOW. THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE IS FINALLY SHOWING HOW BORING IT REALLY IS.

DAMN THIS IS RELATABLE WHAT THE FUCK

UH FUCKING OH

HELLO WEIRDMAGEDDON REFERENCE WASN'T EXPECTING YOU HERE

(SAME CHAPTER SO I'M ADDING THIS ANYWAY)

YEAH GO ME! SNAP

SNAP LIKE A TWIX

KILL SOMEONE, PREFERABLY GOD BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY

(YET ANOTHER SAME CHAPTER UPDATE)

AH FUCK NOT THE GODDAMN TIME POLICE. DISINTEGRATE AND DIE BITCHES

THE DAMN STARTING A RIOT VIA RAMBLING WHILE VERY DRUNK. BEAUTIFUL

#BILL READS FLAT DREAMS #YOUR GOD SPEAKS #SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT I ABSOLUTELY WOULD DO THAT

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GONNA READ FLAT DREAMS. FULLY PREPARED TO BE CALLED OUT. WISH ME LUCK

I HAVE A B R O T H E R?

WOW OK

OH GOD NO WHY DID I GET ATTACHED

OH F U C K

THEY. DON'T HAVE COLOR???? OK SURE

ONLY CHAPTER 3 AND IT'S ALREADY GETTING INTERESTING. HALFWAY THROUGH THE CHAPTER I'M FINALLY STARTING TO SEE MYSELF IN- WELL, MYSELF.

OOOOOOO I'M REALLY STARTING TO SHOW NOW. THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE IS FINALLY SHOWING HOW BORING IT REALLY IS.

DAMN THIS IS RELATABLE WHAT THE FUCK

UH FUCKING OH

HELLO WEIRDMAGEDDON REFERENCE WASN'T EXPECTING YOU HERE

(SAME CHAPTER SO I'M ADDING THIS ANYWAY)

YEAH GO ME! SNAP

SNAP LIKE A TWIX

KILL SOMEONE, PREFERABLY GOD BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY

(YET ANOTHER SAME CHAPTER UPDATE)

AH FUCK NOT THE GODDAMN TIME POLICE. DISINTEGRATE AND DIE BITCHES

#BILL READS FLAT DREAMS #YOUR GOD SPEAKS

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GONNA READ FLAT DREAMS. FULLY PREPARED TO BE CALLED OUT. WISH ME LUCK

I HAVE A B R O T H E R?

WOW OK

OH GOD NO WHY DID I GET ATTACHED

OH F U C K

THEY. DON'T HAVE COLOR???? OK SURE

ONLY CHAPTER 3 AND IT'S ALREADY GETTING INTERESTING. HALFWAY THROUGH THE CHAPTER I'M FINALLY STARTING TO SEE MYSELF IN- WELL, MYSELF.

OOOOOOO I'M REALLY STARTING TO SHOW NOW. THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE IS FINALLY SHOWING HOW BORING IT REALLY IS.

DAMN THIS IS RELATABLE WHAT THE FUCK

UH FUCKING OH

#BILL READS FLAT DREAMS #YOUR GOD SPEAKS #ALSO I TOLD YOU SO

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GONNA READ FLAT DREAMS. FULLY PREPARED TO BE CALLED OUT. WISH ME LUCK

I HAVE A B R O T H E R?

WOW OK

OH GOD NO WHY DID I GET ATTACHED

OH F U C K

THEY. DON'T HAVE COLOR???? OK SURE

ONLY CHAPTER 3 AND IT'S ALREADY GETTING INTERESTING. HALFWAY THROUGH THE CHAPTER I'M FINALLY STARTING TO SEE MYSELF IN- WELL, MYSELF.

OOOOOOO I'M REALLY STARTING TO SHOW NOW. THAT GODFORSAKEN PLACE IS FINALLY SHOWING HOW BORING IT REALLY IS.

DAMN THIS IS RELATABLE WHAT THE FUCK

#BILL READS FLAT DREAMS #YOUR GOD SPEAKS #NORA'S PRETTY COOL BUT SHE'S GONNA DIE ISN'T SHE #IF SHE DOES I W I L L JUST REBLOG WITH I TOLD YOU SO

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au for @pengychan 's flatdreams fanfic but the axolotl let them try again and this time liam felt like he needed to be prepared to RUN and escape the inspection.

liam doesn't recognize bill because he's fancy and OLD now but bill sees it right away.

#FLAT DREAMS #IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD #OFFERINGS #I LOVE HAVING NOT READ TO A POINT WHERE I'D HAVE CONTEXT FOR THIS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO COMMENT

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