This is the worst timeline. (x)
If you do this with my fics, or anyone's fics, please know I HATE you. I hate you more than every troll comment, every "your writing sucks kys" comment, every "update soon" comment. I hate you. Other authors hate you. If you want my fic, you either WAIT for it or you pay me for it. And if you won't do one of those things, you don't deserve my fic or anyone else's.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this
one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off
/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"
This is a pretty wide variance in names
If I can trust in one thing when it comes to Maul: Shadow Lord, it's that Maul will be showing up and slaying in every conceivable way.
imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all
The ultimate Star Wars Animation Group photo!
wait I kind of love this concept. dolphins still tell the legend of jerome the dolphin, who dove too deep and came back dead-eyed and bloodthirsty, no longer needing to breathe.
BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID
Reblogging in celebration of the first live sighting of a colossal squid! And also to explain a thing to my wife.
#FIND. YOUR. SQUID. #reblogging this because I need to explain it to my wife #and the existence of squid game has made it harder to hunt this post down on google (via @taibhsearachd)
and yet this explained absolutely nothing. I love you anyway.
See that picture above? That’s a close up of my great grandmother’s immigration papers when she first came to the US back in the early 20th century. But my great grandma’s information isn’t the important part here. The important part is that line in the middle there about how they arrived in the country.
And how ‘stowaway’ is a legitimate, valid option to select.
So yeah. They absolutely just showed up, and that part of immigration history needs to be talked about a lot more.
read What is A Refugee for more history. Educate yourselves.
Yeah I’m free the 22nd and the 22nd and the 20th and the 22nd and the 21st as well as the 20th and the 22nd and the 22nd after that and the three 20ths after that
I cant stop thinking about "to be a trans woman in the larger queer community is to surround yourself with potential ticking time bombs." I've fully lost count of how many time bombs I've essentially begged to see me as fully human. How many I can never know if I fully diffused or if I just prolonged the inevitable. I've lost track of how many have exploded in my face. I try and review the list in my mind and it's like be burned all over again
Do I count the queer organizers and nonprofit board members that I've done a little dance in front of trying to convince them that I'm worth protecting only to be pushed aside ?
Do I count you all on here ? I want to hope for the best but I've seen over and over again how trans women at the follower count I have are treated. I do wonder how many of you, mutuals or not, will one day say "yeah I always got bad vibes from her" the next time I'm accused of being some variety of sexual deviant. I know the answer is more than 0, the only questions is how high that number gets.
Do I count the friend groups I've partied with wondering if my life is in danger, if they would protect me like they would a tme person ? Or the friends of friends or friends of partners who I was told started saying I was really loud or male-socialized as soon as I left the room ? Do I count the ones I never got confirmation said anything like that but who I have little doubts did ?
Even if I just count the close friends, the people I've loved most in my life who I've had slow, painful, unsatisfying conversations with explaining how I've been hurt and how they can or have hurt me the answer is still more than I could count on one hand. And even for them, as with everyone else, I can never be fully certain that what I fear won't happen anyway. I've let my guard down before and had it blow up in my face. I don't know how many more of those I could survive.
Actually I’m putting my own tags on the stack because this website is 76% white or some shit and y’all need to hear it
