Pinned
"Y'know what? I want to start my account fresh, delete everything and start anew!!"
*couple days later*
"Ah yes, a nice new account, how wonderf–"
*immediately gets termed for no fucking reason*
😃
Anyway.
THEN I WILL FILL YOUR HOME WITH FLOWERS UNTIL IT IS GOOD
WAIT NO
DON'T SHOW ME KINDNESS I'LL DIE
THEN I WILL USE MUSHROOMS TO BRING YOU BACK
NO, I—
...
Actually I rly like mushrooms as well as the opportunity to die
Well you're in luck because these are a cool blue
OMG I LOVE BLUE MUSHROOMS
WELL IT HEALS LITERALLY EVERYTHING
BROUGHT A PIGEON BACK FROM DEATH
BUT WHAT IF I WANNA STAY DEAD
TOO FUCKIN BAD, I WON'T LET YOU
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
TOO BAD
THEN I WILL FILL YOUR HOME WITH FLOWERS UNTIL IT IS GOOD
WAIT NO
DON'T SHOW ME KINDNESS I'LL DIE
THEN I WILL USE MUSHROOMS TO BRING YOU BACK
NO, I—
...
Actually I rly like mushrooms as well as the opportunity to die
Well you're in luck because these are a cool blue
OMG I LOVE BLUE MUSHROOMS
WELL IT HEALS LITERALLY EVERYTHING
BROUGHT A PIGEON BACK FROM DEATH
BUT WHAT IF I WANNA STAY DEAD
TOO FUCKIN BAD, I WON'T LET YOU
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
THEN I WILL FILL YOUR HOME WITH FLOWERS UNTIL IT IS GOOD
WAIT NO
DON'T SHOW ME KINDNESS I'LL DIE
THEN I WILL USE MUSHROOMS TO BRING YOU BACK
NO, I—
...
Actually I rly like mushrooms as well as the opportunity to die
Well you're in luck because these are a cool blue
OMG I LOVE BLUE MUSHROOMS
WELL IT HEALS LITERALLY EVERYTHING
BROUGHT A PIGEON BACK FROM DEATH
BUT WHAT IF I WANNA STAY DEAD
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this moment from work has lasted in my head for months and i think its finally time to draw it out
What the media won't show
It’s actually pretty nuts how there is no real mass media coverage of the protests that are happening all over the US. It demonstrates fairly conclusively that the unlawful activities at the White House aren’t just limited to Trump. There’s a lot of wealthy people in powerful positions in the US and around the world helping to support the dismantling of the US federal government.
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
FUCK sex let’s plan our double su!cide