So I picked wall-climbing because I'm asexual, and it's a solid choice even if you're not, but seriously, why is a really long tongue losing so bad? It's like in 6th place. Where's all the horny people?
mushroom chat just dropped
I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad
What would you even say?
"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."
Mona Lisa cat nest ๐ญ
That's all kinds of clever
Holy shit.
The cause of SIDS has been discovered.
THE CAUSE OF SIDS HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!
The findings were explained in a study from The Childrenโs Hospital Westmead in Sydney. From the articleโฆ
They found the activity of the enzyme butyrylcholinesterase (BChE) was significantly lower in babies who died of SIDS compared to living infants and other non-SIDS infant deaths. BChE plays a major role in the brainโs arousal pathway, explaining why SIDS typically occurs during sleep.
This is amazing fucking news. The next step is obviously finding a way to screen for it, then a way treat it. But, for now, holy shit. Holy shit!
And for anyone whoโs suffered the loss of a child to SIDS, the studyโs lead researcher, Dr. Carmel Harrington, said, โThese families can now live with the knowledge that this was not their fault.โ
you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories
I think one of the most important parts about film and tv analysis is never forgetting that no matter the genre or setting, the story is probably being filtered through the perspective of a person who lives in California
Ocean announcement:
this is what awaits you
What is it.
what awaits you
what is there not to understand
mutuals if tumblr shut down we are moving to email. we will chain email jpegs back and forth forever<3 this is my promise to you
Time is on our side - @pollodastiro
(I have to post a low quality screenshot because people have being stealing my art to sell prints on Etsy :) I love this world)
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if itโs the maidens again
Dumping a box of candelabras I stole from that loser up on the enchanted castle. Passing by the makeover isle and picking another wig for my next run up there. You'd think he'd notice it's just one maiden repeatedly coming in soaked but I guess we all look the same if you only ever touch grass to re replenish your stolen home decor
Enemies to Even More Pathological Enemies
youre so fuckign right
Here, take these
Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging
"you're a monster if you can't reblog." Well rawr girl rawr ๐งโโ๏ธ