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Definitiely Not Worthy

@xoxonotme

Natalie | 19
Wayy to much of a fangirl and have yet to understand how tumblr works, but I’ll get there✌️🥲

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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consultingcorsair

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

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riddlemethatgollum

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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bleeznuggets

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

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werewolvesdontlikeyou

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

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inverted-author

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

I’m crying pls listen

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG

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chemicalgee

I always troll my friends with this

This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second

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Wait, so I just got caught up on your blog for the day, and I've never seen Hot Tub Time Machine. I didn't know Sebastian Stan is in it. But it's mentioned in Avengers: Endgame. So then is Seb Canon in the Avengers world??? 🤯

Now I'm just cackling thinking of Seb being arrested for something Bucky did hahaha. 🤣😂

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Bucky watching Seb get arrested.

"Damn maybe I should- nah he'll be okay"

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Anonymous asked:

What are you doing in Budapest?! How did you get there in the middle of a pandemic??????

......................i am in budapest because i was born here and ive lived here all my life in the same house. which i still live in. which is in budapest. sometimes ppl just live in places??

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milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081

so irrespomsible of roughly 2 million people to just be in budapest didnt you know theres a global pandemic??

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Marvel League - Team Cap vs Team Iron Man - (2021)

Vintage baseball trading cards inspired by the legendary 2016 “Team Cap Vs Team Iron Man” fight (and also by the latest campaign of a famous US clothing brand ^^) Note: I chose the numbers on the shirts at random, except for some characters: it’s their birthday.

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Marvel League - Team Cap vs Team Iron Man - (2021)

Vintage baseball trading cards inspired by the legendary 2016 “Team Cap Vs Team Iron Man” fight (and also by the latest campaign of a famous US clothing brand ^^). Note: I chose the numbers on the shirts at random, except for some characters: it’s their birthday.

“I’m personally not a fan”         ✓ OKAY “I don’t understand how you could possibly enjoy something as lame as that”         ✗ NOT OKAY

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admitting — bucky barnes

a/n: I apologize bc y’all are going to hate me for this ending for this part SORRY SORRY I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU ALL FOR THE KIND WORDS <3 ALSO pls follow my insta linked below if you want updates on my writings or any interaction my lovelies!

link to instagram for updates on my writings here

summary: part four of college/fuckboy!bucky

word count: 2259

Not long after Bucky had left you alone, you had completely passed out. He came by fifteen minutes later, softly knocking before entering to see you curled up under his sheets, eyes closed as you slept. The party was going to die down soon. Bucky made his way over to the edge of the bed, gently pushing some pieces of hair away from your face, taking a long moment to admire you as you slept. Quietly, he leaned down to press a small kiss to your forehead before standing back up and exiting the room.

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okay okay so i just had a thot and i cant stop thinking about it so.... imagine you've just come back home with Andy after a really great date. You are wearing a new little skirt that he loves. and he's super needy and touchy feeling... somehow you end up pushed up against a wall and he's kissing you everywhere... his hands start travelling up your skirt just to find out its a ... SKORT hahahahaha

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Hahahahahahaha I laughed way too much at this. He’d be like:

But horny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

my blog aesthetic doesn’t have a name It’s just me walking around picking up pebbles like “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty”

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Project V Masterlist

Pairing: College!Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: You ask your best friend Bucky a favor of a lifetime.

Warnings: Smut! Virginity loss, friends with benefits relationship, dumbassery, horny college friends

A/N: No plot or whatsoever for this one, stories in this universe are in no particular order and may be read as standalones (although it would be best for you to read Project V first which is the main story for this AU sksksksk)

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

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Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

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le–marquis–de–beauvoir

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

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keyhollow

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

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the-mighty-birdy

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

This may be the most dramatic species of the reptile kingdom if I’m not wrong

mom : shouts at me just when I’m about to sit on my bed to give me some work

Me:

JUST LET ME BE DEAD FOR HEAVENS SAKE WILL YA

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