idk why in this scenario he would still be lying to her about being anya's bio dad, but anyways 😹😹😹
@asideofkimchi How does it feel being right and smart and also super beautiful all the time
idk why in this scenario he would still be lying to her about being anya's bio dad, but anyways 😹😹😹
@asideofkimchi How does it feel being right and smart and also super beautiful all the time
Was playing casuals on dustbowl and someone during setup said "Aight fellas if we win I'm taking y'all to Legoland" to which someone unleashed the loudest, piercing, throat-wrenchingly loud
I've heard in my whole fucking life
the majority of the team spent the entire game arguing how many legos they’re allowed to buy, and which sets in particular
we won btw
tf2 heritage lego
robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam
they’re all taking this very seriously
Yeah it's a mystery
by Rhythm梦龙 @ RhythmML
Summertime
EL CHE LOCATED
My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities
Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?
This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.
Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber
*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*
*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*
If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget
oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast
prev i need to be alone with you in a small space. like perhaps the cockpit of a commercial airliner
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE
OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY
TWO ATTA TIME
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A CENT
THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,
BOTTLE, AND FERMENT
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I DONT MAKE JACK
EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD
#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS
My NSFW Catgirls zine.
Tf when you like someone and you start seeing the things they like in the wild