Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

We don’t.

We really don’t.

We sure don’t

sorry can someone tell me what the post says. it’s smudged.

ig this last addition is proof our lord jesus christ never made decisions with his dick, because uhm. it can’t see.

i need to sit by the ocean about this

i dont even need a reason

its me. im the april fool.

get in losers we're killing caesar.

i need a crush that i actually talk to because im so bored right now

vague prophet

something will happen

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

um. well

16 likes on tiktok is embarrassing but 16 likes on tumblr is like winning a grammy

At night I dream of public transportation networks so efficient they make cars obsolete

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

going on a second date tomorrow .

going on a second date right now.

anxious af.

what if now he decides he hates me and doesn't wanna speak to me again?? hm?? what then??

i want to crawl under a rock

also im very happy to see him

very mixed feelings

will update how it went

(somebody sedate me)

good morning angels let's not kill ourselves today