STUPID CUPID! — park sunghoon

PAIRING. park sunghoon x f!reader

TAGS. enemies to lovers, matchmaking

WARNINGS. cursing, i'm not funny, slow burn, minimal d!ck jokes (+ more specific warnings will be added to each chapter!)

FT. enhypen, txt's soobin and hueningkai, itzy's ryujin and chaeryeong

STATUS. completed! (02/20-06/04)

NOTE. first smau hehe i'm excited!! timestamps and dates are accurate to the story but u don't have to pay attention to them! send an ask to be tagged :)

00 — prologue (0.4k)

profiles pt. 1 | profiles pt. 2

01 — we need money

02 — you're what?

03 — hey soulmate

i looked at my inbox and cri i love yall ☹️☹️☹️ shall return briefly during winter break perhaps 🤞

guys never pierce ur helix i'm on the brink of death

child of divorce ☆ kwon soonyoung x gn!reader smau, exes? to lovers, slight angst

everyone say happy birthday junhui

cell fusion ☆ wen junhui x gn!reader friends to something, the "there's only one bed" trope (0.5k)

there are two beds in this hotel room.

this is the conclusion you reach after a painful few seconds post-entrance of rubbing your eyes, blinking, then refocusing on the generous centimeter of space between them. no matter how many times you look, your beds are still engaging in a painful reenactment of cell fusion.

jun, unperturbed as ever, marches forth and dumps his bags onto the bed nearest to the door.

you think about going back down and asking for a different room, or for some furniture rearrangement, but you've already spent so much time in the lobby trying to check in that you don't feel like bothering. plus, you know that if you mention it, jun will huff and act offended all week.

it's decided then, you suppose.