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Deny Defend Depose | 3.5%

@ysabelmystic / ysabelmystic.tumblr.com

Frankie | ☀️Gemini Aires🌑 | queer aroace lesbian fagdyke maybe-therian animal thing | he/she/it/xe/etc | Anti-purity, anti-cop, "problematic", pro-porn, pro-freedom, and proud of it | Read like your life depends on it, because it does | Zionists, Transphobes, MAGAts, "fisical conservatives", "glorious revolution" numbskulls who refuse to work with liberals and other leftists, and people refusing to act to "protect their peace" can get fucked. | no war but class war motherfuckers |

Fucking obsessed with these pictures I took of my friends cats

Sorry but I'm never going to get over Kevin chewing out the Ravens, revealing that Wymack is his dad, and dropping the "I've never been skiing" bomb on live television in the same interview, and then going "we're all going to die" while hunched over a sink the second he walked off stage. Absolutely hilarious.

I’m fucking dead these tags

Dr ordered insulin on the wrong patient and I had to have the “are you sure you want me to kill this guy?” talk.

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

"Listen for Christ's sake we're a modern paper. Parker - Parker get in here - this is Madeline Parker, came out three months ago. Best photographer we've got. We're proud to have her on board. We at the Daily Bugle are proud to support the LGBTQ+ community bUT THIS SPIDER-GIRL IS A MENACE"

Overwhelming consensus on this post is that you should come out in your superhero identity first, and then a couple weeks down the line come out in your secret identity and when people ask just go “Oh seeing Spider-Girl come out really gave me the confidence to come out myself” which is the best possible answer

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

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Actual conversation I just overheard

Person 1: we should get coffee when we're done here

Person 2: oh no I can do that. If I have a coffee after 09:00 I just will not be able to sleep tonight.

Person 3: it's the same with me. I have one coffee at 07:30 and then I can't have caffeine for the rest of the day

Person 1: oh I agree completely. I meant that we should get some decaf.

Person 3: that sounds like a great idea

Person 2: yes. I can do decaf. Or maybe rather a soft tea. I don't want to be too energised to sleep tonight

Person 1: I completely get that. I don't drink caffeinated drinks at all after 10:00

*meanwhile me last night at 00:00 tossing back the 5th monster energy of the day and immediately falling asleep*

(also this conversation was in Afrikaans but specifically that dialect where they say every word extremely animatedly)

glow in the dark dildos are all fun and games until it’s 3am and you’re wondering why there’s a quest item in the shower

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