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JokeIsland A TYPICAL MACHO MAN MARRIED
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't exp... #humor #joke #funny
Blonde in The Ranch
A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help...
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel - Funny Humor Quotes Collection
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel. The Madame asked, “what can we do for you?” I said, “I need a woman to lay with, for …
Harry and Sam were going for a stroll
Harry and his buddy Sam were going for a stroll. “Sam” said Harry “You know […]