extended bio
hi, my name is zephyr avery marks (or just zeph for short) and i'm a very queer nonbinary dorkpronouns are they/them or it/its.
i'm nonbinary. dont call me "enby", ever. i will kill you.in tweets please tag the following things:
- pictures of spiders and insects
- animal abuse of any kind
- discussions of weight-related stuff (especially weight loss or anything mentioning numbers)if you do not tag these things i will eventually unfollow you.
might happen at several "offenses" or even after one instance, which is basically arbitrary as it depends on how well i handle the thing im seeing on that particular day.if i do something shitty, please let me know. i try not to be shitty so i'd like to know if i do something bad so i can improve.my avatar was commissioned from a very talented artist who goes by mangaboi.
my cats are called eddy and charlie. you can see loads of pictures of both of them here.charlie is a maine coon born at some point during summer 2015.
he is a rescue cat from an animal hoarding household and his body was covered in sores due to a strong flea infection. we got that fixed within 5 weeks and he has been getting healthier ever since.
being a rescue cat, he is still shy and somewhat fearful but he has been gradually becoming more secure in his new home and family. despite his bad experiences he is an incredibly gentle and loving cat who wants nothing more than to just be near the people he likes.eddy is a norwegian forest cat born june 2018.
he was required to be adopted as part of a package deal with charlie because the two of them get along really well and eddy's outgoing personality helped charlie to be less afraid during their first weeks/months.
eddy is basically a ball of energy and mischief but hes also a total sweetheart and loves to cuddle and sleep next to (or even on top of) anyone who is willing to snuggle.the two of them are absolutely inseparable and play and cuddle with each other every day.
zeph to english dictionary
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| zeph | english |
|---|---|
| bad game | bad online games; but also any video game that isn't on my list of good games |
| bruss rups | a plant related to cauliflower that is cultivated for its edible small roundish green buds |
| cart | a small domesticated carnivorous mammal (felis catus) |
| chips | an integrated circuit, installed in a personal computer or other electronic device |
| crisps | thin fried slices of potato |
| film | a recording of moving images that tells a story and that people watch on a screen |
| fries | strips of deep fried potatoes |
| hot take | a tweet i mute immediately after posting |
| m | replacement for the letter n. used whenever i feel like it |
| movie | a film that i do not respect |
| onion | a view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter |
| poast (noun) | a published message in an online forum |
| poast (verb) | to publish (something, such as a message) in an online forum |
| punctuation | weird little dots and lines. very optional |
| purples (on) | intent (by) |
| rasslin | a pre-determined combat sport that can be either very entertaining or fucking awful |
| screenshit | an image of computer screen output at a given moment in time |
| slepe | a natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body |
| slop | a song that both slaps and bops |
| tortilla | a tumultuous outpouring |
| uppercase | a variant of normal letters designed to corrupt the minds of the innocent |
| wrasslin | see: rasslin |
| wu | uwu with less commitment |
letterboxd tags explained
| 2spoooopy4me | any film (usually horror) that tries way too hard to be scary, usually with bad jumpscares |
| 90s (genre) | some films just ooze that pure 90s vibe, y'know? |
| featuring cat | a cat is featured in a relatively prominent role and doesn't die |
| feelings | any film that makes me feel genuine emotions |
| jumpscare: [rating] | ratings telling you how jumpscary a film is. generally, low means 1-3, medium is 4-7, and high is 8+ but the severity of the scares also factors into it so a film with 5 minor scares might still be classed as low while a film with 3 major scares might be medium |
| lol bechdel | applies to any film where if you replaced the men in the cast with women, weird men online would complain about forced diversity and representation |
| real life horror | for horror that doesnt feature any monsters or superhuman killers or anything. the kind of stuff that could take place in the real world |
| rule 12 | rule 12 of the rules of zephyr documtent states that if i have a favourite character and it's a piece of media where characters die, my favourite will die |
| the sixest out of tennest | six out of ten is a rating i use a lot to say "this was technically okay but really not impressive". this tag is used to highlight particularly strong examples of such cases |