What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the others call a butterfly.

If you were me, what would you do?

Ever heard of a Chinese saying, people throw stones on you when you fall into a well... Would you climb up from the well and get hit by more stones? Or stay down there under the water to avoid more injury?

I'm doing myself a favor. To avoid being hit by stones again, I stay as a hermit.

Some people tend to make your bad day worse.

So, here's the itinerary. I've got this planned out for my trip mates who don't really care about the plan.


....To Be Continued

Trust me, this is less irritating than those you see on a ciggy pack.

It's been a month and a half since the world stops spinning and no entry for July.

What has the world been up to?!

It's just not funny when a person who hasn't seen you for months making fun of you.
It's not funny when you are not in the mood to be the butt of a joke and it's best to walk away from discomfort scene.
It's not funny anymore when this person insults you badly for not taking the joke.
But it's getting very funny when she continues barking at you and she says it was supposed to be a joke.

If you couldn't make people laugh at your joke, the reason is simple - it's not a joke and it's not funny. And if your joke is not funny but you make people feel miserable, all you need to do is to say a little word called 'sorry'. You don't attack people who don't get your joke. In a way, that also proves that you're sick in your head. You're just good at making fun of people.

Attacking people is not funny. But attacking people for misunderstanding a joke is very very funny. What you did say to insult people when you were angry, people remember.

After all, that meaningless life is a real joke. Pathetic. And disgusting.

You must use right hand. Less strength in the beginning, backward, 30 degree upward, like a tennis player doing a backhand. And then with a force of throwing a baseball, slapping hard right on the left face of the bitch...

Note: The picture has shown an incorrect gesture of bitch-slap. But anyway, the look of satisfaction wouldn't be different.

As requested by Mr.Linny, here's something a tourist would ask:

Tourist: Excuse me, what time should we gather back here and wait for the tour bus?

Tourist: Wow, what's that big lake over there?
Tour Guide: That would be the ocean.

Tourist (in the city center): We have been here all day and we haven't seen any kangaroo or koala bear!

Tourist (pointing at a church): Wow, this mosque is huge!

Tourist: How long is the 2-hour Downtown sight-seeing Tour?

Tourist (on a bus in London): OH, that was a different monument? I thought it was the same one that I saw in Paris.

Tourist: Do you have any photographs of the castle under construction? (the castle was built 900 years ago!)

Tourist: Why did they build the Stonehenge so far away from London?

See? Tourists ask dumb questions during a vacation. So now you know the difference?

Tourists don't explore by themselves. Tourists don't gather info (i.e., basic geography, language and dialects, capital city and major towns, local culture, safety and dangers) before they travel to the destination. Tourists rush in to see things and rush out in a hurry because the tour bus is waiting. Tourists treat the locals like part of the sightseeing objects. Tourists rely everything on the tour guide.

You travel to have new experiences, not just travel because you want to travel.

An ideal vacation is a trip with 2-4 friends, traveling to some places where you need to spend your precious time explore and experience everything by yourself. Having said that these places are definitely not some places where you can find your friends or relatives abroad who have settled down locally, and they are there to tell you where to go, what time to go, what you should or shouldn't do. And worse still, you listen.

Some friends are not a good travel partner. There's always this one guy who likes to take charge and make decision on behalf of the entire group. He thinks he's right about the travel info but in the end when everyone else in the group gently points out the mistakes and tell him he's wrong, he show you a why-nobody-listens-to-me face.

Find a traveler as your partner and you will have more fun than ever. Don't find a tourist or a tour guide.

Can anyone kindly make me a cup of coffee? Yawning like shit.

I thought I'd spend my Friday night meeting some friends but ended up with a movie at home. It's a rarity for me. I don't get a chance to watch any movie in the cinema lately cause it seems hard to find some people to watch with.

And so, I haven't really watched any nice movie for a while. As for this movie, I'm not going to talk much about the story although it makes me think and ponder on what I would do if I were in a situation where I had to choose between my life and the guilt I had suffered. Hate it when a movie makes me think! Anyway, watch "Seven Pounds". It stars Will Smith and it's inexplicably good.


In fact, a heart does not weigh seven pounds. But in the movie, it weighs heavier because the heart is weighed with guilt and sacrifice. Oh shoot, did I just tell you the story?

KUALA LUMPUR - A 22-year-old Malaysian electronic engineer has claimed a national record for running backwards. S. Moganasundar ran backwards for 30 kilometres (18.75 miles), taking three hours, 30 minutes and 35 seconds to complete the feat at the Perak Stadium in the northeastern town of Ipoh.

"I am happy I did this. I always wanted to do something meaningful in life," he said.

Copyright Political Gateway and Agence France-Presse, 2004 © AFP2004

This art is cool.. BLOODY cool.

My colleague asked me, "What is 'Feedstock'?"
I wasn't really sure about that word and so I googled it on the internet.
"Okay, it says, 'Raw material required for an industrial process' here."
"How did you find it?"
"On the Internet-lah.."
"But, which website?"
"......."

I think I'd give him another word 'spoon-feed' as a bonus to my answer. Duh~!!

I did NOT abandon this blog. I know there is no such thing as laziness, it's just simply lack of motivation.
Okay, just to conclude what I've done in February, I speak with the photos below:

I enjoyed a light birthday celebration with friends at an Italian restaurant and Chulo Cafe at Jaya One.



I've lost money during CNY. Quite an amount of money. Luck wasn't at my side at all!



Back to party scene. Sort of.



I've joined a backpacking trip in October. It's something to look forward to and it's also something I haven't done for years as a trip planner since Florida years ago.






There goes the February.

It's been hell of a year to finally come to the end of 2008. This year, I planned to drop some heavy party and alcohol from routine celebration in the past. I had a steamboat dinner and hung out at Stephanie's condo instead.

Some pics taken that night:






This time around, it used to fill everyone with hopes for a whole new year. It may be a new year, but I can't feel any hope for much by now as nothing has yet to inspired me that 2009 is a better year.

Well, let's hope there is a hope in 2009. At least this is a hope.
Let's keep the bygone year in memory.

When I take some time out to ponder on life, I google about what LIFE is.

Here's a summary of what I've found:

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

Life is a horizontal fall.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

What's more about life? Life is short, play more. Sound familiar? That's the most truthful statement about life.

After the movie, Irene looked at me in confusion. Then I knew she was gonna ask, 'Can you tell me what is the story about?' (I knew it!)

Basically, this is the first sequel movie upon the 21 prior Bond films. So, you have to recall what was left incomplete in the last episode 2 years ago. The plot isn't informative enough to tell the background of each character. And the movie does not even mention much about the name of the secret organization, which is called Quantum. So you are spending 60% of your time wondering what is going on with the story, and 30% refreshing your memory for the event took place in Casino Royale. Then the remaining 10% for the action. Well, screw the plot, just watch the action.

Then I answered Irene, 'Let me go home and wiki-it and I'll get back to you.'

But she still asked, 'How come the bad guys wanted to take control of the water supply? How come Bond did not kill the murderer who killed his ex-girlfriend? How come....?'

I have a lot of questions, too.

P/S: Recommended movie? I should have wiki-ed it first.

I dropped my guard for one second and found a demon's grin on his face, along with a deep voice from his heart, saying that,

'Don't worry, brother, I will cover your back...and STAB you when you're unaware!'