If you need some perspective

Here's Shaq standing next to a wax figure of Robert Wadlow, the tallest man ever to have lived.

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damn straight

My Durr-guerrotype Boyfriend

Seriously, look at this guy, he's all "Skull hard... hurt finger."

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EDIT: Actually he kind of looks like Paul Rudd

My friend Alex is on a road trip with his family

It looks fascinating!

ahhhhhh I drank too much again where is my hotel room

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get right with God

St. Paul's Mission on W. 51st Street, Hell's Kitchen

Daaaamn, Nature.

both found on Facebook

This is normal, conversational English

See more normal, conversational English by following @NISE_TOEIC on Twitter.

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If you like disasters the way *I* like disasters...

In the fourth grade I did a class report on the sinking of the Titanic. In eighth grade I did a middle school-wide report on the destruction of Pompeii. I've always been a bit of an odd duck.

Fortunately other people with way more talent than me are also odd ducks, and back in 2009 this time-lapse animation of Pompeii's final day was created for the Melbourne Museum:

Now there's also an animation of the Titanic sinking, and this one is not time-lapse, it's all 2 hours and forty minutes of watery terror.

In both of these videos, there are sound effects but no people, which gives them a really eerie feel.

huge surprise

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trippy mctrippersons

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Happy Friday!

You disgust this leopard/cheetah/stankface jungle cat both coming and going.
Both your front crotch area and your back crotch area are nauseating to him/her/it.

Also your tag is up in the back. Fix it.

First there was the vodka poured over a woman's breasts before bottling

Then there was the vaginal yeast yogurt.

Now there's vagina essence beer.

Brewed by the Order of Yoni, Bottled Instinct beer is a "sour ale containing femininity, sensuality, charm, passion, sexuality by using vaginal lactobacillus bacteria in the brewing process."

If you would care to encourage this kind of idiocy there is an Indigogo campaign running. As of this writing they've only gotten 279 of their 150,000 Euro goal.

h/t to Death + Taxes

Shinesty party suits

See more here.

ohgodohgodohgod don't look back just run

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thanks everlasting blort!

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yaaaaassssss!

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Happy Friday, V-Day edition

"He continues to wiggle his bits and pieces and after a minute or so gathers his Valentines up again"

via the Second Life Marketplace seller Big Cake

NASA's "Visions of the Future" posters

They are all gorgeous but these are my favorites:

See more and download your favorites at the NASA website.

St. Petersburg bath house ca. 1910

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OH PLEASE IS IT FRIDAY YET

Nitrate Diva

The Shining with chickens is some weird shit

For some reason the thing that makes me giggle most is the chicken standing on Jack's head when he goes into Room 237.

The song is on Soundcloud.

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one of these things is not like the others

Muppaphone's photo via Bored Panda

tiny case of bed head

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Dumb tiger doesn't know how Christmas presents work

Banda the tiger got a box full of meat. A meat box.

OH BANDA...

Richard Austin's photos via The Daily Mail.

Stunningly beautiful skate park inside a deconsecrated church

Okuda San Miguel's gorgeous, colorful artwork adorns this skate park in Spain, called La Iglesia Skate.
More photos at Design Boom.

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Stretch!!

light up NOPE

Neatorama has the story on this LED implantable by Grindhouse Wetworks.

Parrot man, Ted Richards

In the vein of Stalking Cat (RIP) and Caim Divell, parrot man Ted has had his ears removed to look more like his parrots.

Here he models the implants designed to keep his glasses on his face. Instead of using, you know, his ears.

As parrots don't wear glasses, I'd expect his next move to be lasik.
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In anticipation of Monday

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