I Get Winded When I Open the Fridge Too Fast

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
anteroom-of-death
icantspellthings

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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

batcavescolony

Tips to starting a tumblr blog by a tumblr blog:

  1. make tumblr blog
  2. reblog shit and make shit posts

after a while the people and the website will choose what you are.

beggars-opera

Anonymous asked:

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

elvis-official answered:

Woah mama it depends on whether you’re filling or emptying

elvis-official

Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina