the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,
Captions:
Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"
Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.
Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."
"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions
no offense but popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. E
These people are so fucking crazy sidjsifjsofkkslvmslc
Im obsessed with people saying some shit a youth pastor would say and then acting like they did something huge
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
Ok let's see if you get the Tumblr Veteran diploma (lol) how long have u been on Tumblr??
Tiktok Timmy (-1 Year)
Aspiring Amateur (1 Year)
Shipcourse Soldier (2 years)
Discourse Deviant (3 years)
Fandom Fighter (4 years)
Survived The Purge (5 years)
Chaos Commander (6 years)
Tumblrina Trainee (7 years)
"Sans Undertale" (8 years)
Furries vs Anti Furries (9 years)
Tumblrina (10 years)
"we can edit other people's posts" (OO years)
Surprisingly high amount of people over ten years?? Hello???
Tumblerette moment
According to the results so far 42.09 of us have been here for 10+ years.
Welcome to 2025
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
