Victor as the Machine Herald faces the right side of the image with an annoyed expression. His human hand, robot hand, and hex claw are all holding up the middle finger. Anger lines radiate off him. Artist note next to his head reads “head is cute <3”ALT
Jayce Giopara faces the left side of the image with a cartoonish angry face. He is holding up the middle finger with both hands. Anger lines radiate off him. Artist note next to him reads “Fuck hands all my homies hate hands”ALT
Loose b&w comic numbered into four parts: 1: Machine Herald Victor smugly looks to the side and says “oh hoho, you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid!” His Hexclaw is alert.  2: Jayce Giopara, emphatically, with great desperation, yells “YES!! EXACTLY!!”  3: Victor says “🌸OH!🌸” as steam vents from him and his hair puffs up in a flustered way, he is blushing. The Hexclaw springs forward with a flower for Jayce.   4: Victor, still blushing, gently slaps the Hexclaw and says “you stop that!”. The Hexclaw is annoyed and drops the flower”ALT

i can only draw stupid people

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2024 was surprisingly red for me lmao

happy new year!! 🎉💗✨

Colored pencil sketch page: 1 Victor leans on his cane with a cartoonish grump face. 2 Profile of Victor holding a vague power tool. 3 Hips up of Victor in his arcane/robo form. 4 Jayce with puppy ears and big shiny eyes, text reads “Real life puppy”. 5 Victor lies down with his face in a pillow screaming “AAAAAAAAMMPHMPHM!”. 6 Jayce and Victor on the bed, Jayce on his stomach and Victor reading a book against the headboard with his legs over Jayce’s back. Jayce says “You know I could just get you a pillow.” Victor “No. This is more comfortable” Jayce “...Babe I gotta pee..” Victor “Hold it.”ALT
Colored pencil sketch page: 1 sloppy redraw of Victor sitting with his crutch. 2 Victor in goggles grumpily soldering a mystery pile of wires. 3 Victor sitting on a stool like a kid in time out. 4 Victor stands a full head shorter than Jayce, he glares and says “You should slouch more.” 5 Arcane/robo Victor towers over a blushing Jayce. Victor says “Hi Jayce” Jayce loudly thinks “WOAH”. Small text reads “I don't have refs for robo/arcane victor lmao” 6 Space filler text reads “WHEN ANY MAN HATH AN ISSUE OUT OF HIS FLESH BECAUSE OF HIS ISSUE HE IS UNCLEAN. THIS IS THE LAW OF THE PLAGUE: TO TEACH WHEN IT IS CLEAN AND WHEN IT IS UNCLEAN”ALT
Colored pencil sketch page: 1 Victor after he’s been revived with the hexcore, holding his crutch and looking annoyed at jayce, his pussy is fully out. He says “Jayce? Are you listening? What the fuck is wrong with you?” Jayce is staring at Victor’s crotch with ‘Awooga’ eyes thinking “The HEXUSSY!!!” 2 Jayce looks lovingly at Victor studying a book seriously. Jayce thinks “Wow… he’s sooo serious and hardworking <3!! So dedicated! Truly married to his studies <3<3” Victor is thinking “God I want to get dicked down.”ALT

okok fine im obsessed w arcane now 🙄 sorry for being predictable

A collection of simple low detail doodles. The Balrog poses with its whip flamboyantly. It wears dramatic makeup and is covered in sparkles. Text reads “I think the Balrog could do drag, IDK!”ALT
1 Frodo and Sam stand next to each other. Frodo is haunted by the image of Sauron’s Eye glaring down on him. Sam smiles unaware with lembas. Arrow points to Frodo, “Direct mind link to Sauron.” Arrow points to Sam, “enjoying Lembas :)”. 2 Close ups of previous Sam and Frodo’s face, text above “Q: Who do you think gets enough sleep?” Text below “A: Neither. They are bringing the Ring to Mordor.” 3 Frodo holds Gollum on a leash, Sam is angry next to him. Arrow points to Sam “My Beautiful wife who hates my sick dog(?)” Arrow points to Gollum “My sick dog(?)” 4 silhouettes of Gimli, Aragorn, and Legolas. Legolas says “I didn't want to bring it up but I'm actually shortsighted.” Aragorn, “Fuck.”ALT
1 Frodo jerks awake, Silhouette of Gollum in the distance being creepy. Text says “Return of Frodo’s paralysis demon” 2 Nazgul Hood, text reads “ooo scary man” 3 Saruman with his hand over the Palantier says “Show me ‘Funniest Markiplier Moments’” 4 Frodo falls into the bog waters, the ghosts stare at in him in recreation of the awkward party reaction meme. Text reads “Bog Man Party. That one meme u know” 5 redraw of ghost reaching outALT
1 redraw of sad boy and girl on horse 2 Two Orcs complain with a Third looking on disgruntled. Text reads: Orc 1 “I want Mcdonalds!” Orc 2 “I want BK” Arrow points to Third Orc “Papa Orc orders 1 black coffee + leaves” Extra text says “Great Orc performances BTW” 3 Pippin Honks Treebeard’s nose, Treebeard says “Do you mind?” 4 redraw of looking through the bodies scene 5 Aragron kneels on the ground and licks his fingers. Text Reads “Activating Ranger senses” *lick*ALT
1 Legolas pulls a bow on Eomer, text reads “Ultimate ride or die strikes again”. 2 Eomer thinks “This is a great moment for my ghost story skills.” Pans to Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas looking at the mystery wizard and thinking “Fuck i wish that guy hadn't shared his ghost stories.” 3 Gandalf (labeled “White man”) says “I’m back. Stronger now.” the next panel shows him proudly displaying his big naturals while Aragorn and co look on in awe.ALT
1 simple redraws of Eowyn, Eomer, and Grima at different scenes. 2 Grima gets his whole face grabbed by Eomer, text reads “Just grabbed his whole face LMAO”. 3 redraw of Grima saying “Oh.. He uh… must have.. Died in the night..” He’s labeled with “His least suspicious most innocent voice”. 4 Sam angrily says “No Mr.Frodo I hate your sick rat!” Frodo looks at him with the biggest wettest eyes. Sam says “Ok fine.” 5 redraw of Grima’s scene with Eowyn. He reaches to touch her face saying “A hutch to trammel some wild-” Eowyn shouts “FUCK! Your hands are cold!!” Grima says “Uh, sorry They’re clammy this time of year”ALT

it happened… i rewatched two towers finally…

part 2