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Science

We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still Alive

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.

Look at me still talking
When Theres Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLAD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.


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Chemist
posted by Kommando on May 3rd, 2009 7:25 PM

BSc (Chemisty, Ethics)
i love my labwork and a hope to one day complete my in actuality periodic table of elements.

i also cure cancer.

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posted by Levitating Potato on June 6th, 2008 12:01 AM

That video reminds me of an... incident, shall we say.

A couple friends of mine were in Cell Biology my senior year in high school. They were assigned to do group presentations at some point late in the semester. The presentation was specifically supposed to be done in some fashion more interesting than standing up and talking. Being at least vaguely competent musicians, they decided to render their presentation in lyrical form. Alas, I was not among those who decided it was worth skipping my other class to watch.

The three of them set up instruments and amps (guitar, bass, vocals). They then proceeded to play, in the proper loud and completely unintelligible fashion of the original, Smells Like the Krebs Cycle.

I believe their professor was actually rather amused, though they did receive a predictably poor grade. In the process they managed to piss off not only most of the other biology professors but at least one of the physics professors on the floor above.

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posted by teucer on June 5th, 2008 9:00 PM

Of course.

(I can also suggest places to go lab-coat shopping online if you wish... mine only cost me ten bucks, plus shipping, though of course nicer ones would be more expensive.)

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posted by Lizard Boy on June 5th, 2008 8:48 PM

...Oh my shame...

For you see, I have no lab coat. I wear the spirit of a lab coat on my heart, as I am in a technical field and intend to go into research, but do not have one as such.

Perhaps this will spur me to get one.

Can you forgive my...bending of guidelines?

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posted by teucer on June 5th, 2008 7:26 PM

Lizard Boy, you know this means we must demand video, right?

Involving the ASL version and, of course, your lab coat.