I was at Albertsons today and at the checkout a guy who worked there walked over, complimented me on my star wars shirt, put my groceries in my basket for me, and then proceeded to do what I can only explain as serenading me with his Darth Vader impression, reciting entire paragraphs of Vader dialogue to me.
the fact that teeth are constantly exposed to the world is what makes them the sluttiest bones
Anonymous asked:
remember the good old days where no one argued online. we were all just very amused by things getting crushed by a hydraulic press
online was always toxic
"this wasn't on my predictions card"
Crazy because I literally predicted this with my tarot deck, maybe you should try becoming a powerful mystic, fucking loser.
