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I was about to sit back down when Dead-Eye grabbed my arm and pointed out in the lake.

RETURN OF THE DEAD-EYE Saido Berahino is mobbed after scoring the Albion winner

The scene where he free-associates about the weirdness of human hair while giving a crew cut to a boy immersed in a Dead-Eye Western comic book evokes all the latent terror of barbershops.

Seems like the dead-eye shooter hasn't forgotten about Reyes, as he recently invited the 'Toaster Guy' to attend the Warriors' championship parade.

Glasgow were not to be knocked off their stride, however, and dead-eye Hayes thumped over his fifth penalty to put his side out of reach.

Dead-eye Callard added his fifth conversion on the trot.

Now the dead-eye bowler has different targets in his sights after being appointed Scottish Cricket Ltd's marketing manager.

The Whitehill keeper will be bang in the middle of dead-eye Celt Pierre van Hooijdonk's sights when they clash at Easter Road on Sunday.

DEAD-EYE Candy Miller has been crowned the world's oldest darts player by the Guinness Book of Records - at the age of 91.

Dead-eye goal-kicker Chris Paterson provides a reliable option - and Lions coach Ian McGeechan knows how valuable a points machine can be in South Africa after Neil Jenkins' exploits in 1997.

Three minutes later Jamie Robinson scored a third and dead-eye Burke added the extras each time.

But with Leaney comprehensively missing his first three cuts of the year on the US Tour, POM, as they call dead-eye driver O'Malley, could beat anyone in the world if only he didn't putt like Blind Pugh, gets a confident vote as this multi-doglegged course should be right up his alley.

Dead-eye Johnny Dooley fired 11 points in all, 10 from placed balls, as his side always kept that crucial goal ahead.