Their club has sacked the manager who reached the top four in two seasons out of three and who beat Inter Milan and AC Milan in the European Cup and, in his place, they have appointed a man who totally
ballsed up at Chelsea.
Yes, having embarrassed and humiliated his loyal wife, having exposed himself as a bully and a sexual predator and, worst of all, having made a mockery of the office of DPM, his job - but not his title - has now been given to Ruth Kelly, who having
ballsed up education has now been given the opportunity to do the same again on Prezza's old stomping ground.
WHILE their fantastic campaign has been widely acknowledged, Leicester City continue to be damned with faint praise - especially the regular claim the Foxes are only top because all the Dorchester diners from the International Champions Cup cartel have collectively
ballsed up.
Keane, on the other hand, is now back home in Cheshire having
ballsed up the greatest chance of his footballing career.
In the first episode, the candidates had to design and sell branded merchandise to Joe Public and in true Apprentice style they completely
ballsed it up.
"We got the tactics
ballsed up, the trainer has messed up again," was his self-critical reaction.
SIR ALEX FERGUSON has admitted Manchester United have "
ballsed up" their Champions League group fixtures so far.
"He pulled up the last twice, but that is because the trainer
ballsed it up by running him over the wrong trips" - Richard Lee following the victory of Jolejoker
And he confessed his United stars have "
ballsed it up" too often for his liking in a competition that is harder than ever to win.
You were sailing, you were sailing, On your boat, cross the sea, You were sailing, with a cunning plan, To fake your own death, and be debt-free You were sailing, you were sailing, Now I sit here, and wonder why, You were so rubbish, and
ballsed it up totally, Even Canoe-man managed not to, really die
Having
ballsed it up so badly - and so expensively - on Tuesday night, I was tempted to oppose Liverpool again yesterday morning when I saw Skybet had quoted Milan at 8-11 to win the final.
Even those who
ballsed up their allowance claims are, generally speaking, not criminals.
Trainer Alan King said: "I
ballsed up running him at Towcester and he might have been feeling the effects at Sandown, although he might also just not have been good enough.
