fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.
you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep
Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.
Favorite adderall review
You have to watch the dosage.
You have to watch the dosage.
mutuals if tumblr shut down we are moving to email. we will chain email jpegs back and forth forever<3 this is my promise to you
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
