Cute lil' dumpster Raccoon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hiya! I’m V!!

I use They/them, it/its and xe/xem pronouns

I am 18+, not specifying age because I will forget to update it overtime

Also, there’s no rhyme or reason to the stuff I post or reblog here, just random ass shit

Profile picture art by an incredibly good friend of mine, please go check them out on Instagram <3

Guess I’ll tell y'all something about myself!

I love reading, collecting bones/rocks/crystals, gaming and DND. Absolutely normal about The magnus archives, vox machina and resident evil

I have three funky little side blogs, one where I reblog whatever I find gender, called raccoons-stealing-all-the-gender. And a second one where I reblog writing and DND related stuff I like, called raccoon-with-a-typewiter. Now also a 3rd side blog for creative projects, which is called raccoon-pondering-the-orb

(Link to the blog in all usernames)

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Sometimes I ask myself if Wesker ever woke up in the middle of the night, drenched in cold sweat, cringing so violently he almost snapped his own neck again, because he had a nightmare about how unbelievably embarrassing his death in RE1 was.


Like. Sir. You monologued, betrayed everyone, released a bioweapon, thought you had this grand villain arc going… and then got impaled straight through the stomach by the thing you thought you could control.

AND CHRIS SAW THE WHOLE THING


I’m convinced that’s the real reason Wesker keeps trying to kill him. Not revenge. Not ideology. Just pure, unfiltered humiliation. He cannot allow the one man who witnessed his most humbling moment to keep breathing.


Honestly? Valid. I get second-hand embarrassment just thinking about it. If I died like that in front of my coworker, I’d hunt him down too.



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hilarious take. thank you for sharing resident evil albert wesker chris redfield