Rubik's Cube youtuber solves the Hellraiser puzzle box so fast that Pinhead comes out with only half of his makeup done yelling at them to slow down

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

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this is math

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

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Filing these away for later.

I'm sure this will somehow be useful data for something I don't yet anticipate

this could be the snart of something big

this could be the snort of something pig

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Last name politicians

  • Trump
  • DeSantis
  • Haley
  • Biden
  • Warren
  • Klobuchar

First name politicians

  • Kamala
  • Bernie
  • Pete
  • Hillary
  • Jeb

Middle initial politicians:

  • W

Jeb isn't his first name to be clear. Those are his initials.

Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Jeb Bush: "John Ellis "Jeb" Bush (born February 11, 1953) is an American politician"ALT

HUH?????????????????????????????

They ATM Machined that man

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

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ADHD versus Autism what about the fucking Titanic huh did we forget the Titanic. They said it was unsinkable

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Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

ive been thinking it over for a while now and ive finally come to the conclusion that something should probably be done about the united states

I have a suggestion

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today forrest went to repeat something i had said, paused, and then squatted down a foot shorter and continued imitating me. so i killed him. he is dead now everyone. gay love is over

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oh… HIM boba…

the face of a cat who suspects someone might be making fun of them

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the face of a cat

who suspects someone might be

making fun of them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Do NOT give in to despair. Yes, the response isn’t always perfect. But the perfect is the enemy of the good.


People are standing up.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

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I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

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