a very tired bee

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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leg-stealing-bee

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

leg-stealing-bee

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

sadspectre

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

hobbit-feels

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old:

You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills.

You're gonna be okay.

pansexualpasta

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

naamahdarling

There's many goops but things do generally get better with each goopening. Especially that first one.

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startrekvsfaceapp

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sugarkat

Objectively

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the best

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of the

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Star Trek

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movies.

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katharkness

The best bit of the “nuclear wessels” scene, is that Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig literally went out and asked passerby. Not extras; genuine strangers on the street.

serialephemera

I want to emphasize: in 1986, during the Cold War, they had a man with a Russian accent thick enough to walk on wander the streets asking random people about nuclear technology. I’m amazed that people were (vaguely) helpful.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A WHOLESOME AND INSANE MOVIE :D

krakoansam

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C I N E M A

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lizardsfromspace

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact