nilovalentine:

no! healthy relationship will kill the character! he needs an unhealthy codependent romance with a side of power imbalance to live

sorrelpaws:

image
image
image

truthfully i dont gaf about any of them but the i do like their collective vibe. like yeaahhh we basically dont like each other Lol,

shinyasahalo:

image

“A guy on Twitter told us that North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un has banned everyone in the country from expressing tears or vomiting. So, we’re just going to print it right here in the f***ing paper of record lmao. No one ever lost their job at a newspaper for not bothering to confirm whatever weird shit they heard about North Korea so why not lol.”

podcastwizard:

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

leolaroot:

I dropped my phone and idk what I accidentally tapped but tumblr gave me this error message and it scared me so bad I feel like im in a horror movie and tumblr is screaming and chasing me

image

unconfirmed-cephalopod:

unconfirmed-cephalopod:

if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3

image

current events at the bottom of the pacific

ayeforscotland:

image

Interesting in the context of El Salvador prisons…

quixoticanarchy:

god im infected by that posting style that’s like “posting about my thing #my thing” i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven’t even had my tea #mytea

twinkee:

unintentionalpenis:

image

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

motherfucker-unlimited:

image

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

theme