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hayley doodles (i’m obsessed with her)
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“kung pow penis,” a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
“I’m not posting S and you can’t make me!”
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“lolcow” is ultimately a colloquial term describing a phenomena that actually precedes the internet (and well, most of history too) but I can’t think of another shorthand with implications that are tacitly understood the same way when gesturing to the spectacle that the world makes around acceptable targets. you go on reddit and someone has crossposted a Courtroom Freakout video like that’s some shit anyone should want to derive entertainment from. your mom’s cohort watches Dumb Criminal Fail youtube compilations and nod their heads as the perpetrator of a failed robbery bleeds out on floor of a kfc like that’s some shit anyone should want to see. your peers are heavily invested in the Worthless E-Drama Industrial Complex, where thousands of people are made collateral of all kinds of violence in the name of forwarding the narrative of the spectacle. and you can’t ask any of these people why any of this behavior is normal to them unless you want to be accused of condoning immoral tendencies, compulsion to punish The Other already metastasized in their minds. it sucks how easy it is to kill your own interest in this shit but not anyone else’s.
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does everyone have to blow their nose 1-2 times a day to Breathe or is this just a Person With Constantly Triggered Allergies thing
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make me smell like pepsi.
we don’t have pepsi, is coke okay?
tonka cola by mancera - bit of a spicy cola with lemon, lasts forever.
soda snob by snif - i’ve heard really good things about snif’s gourmands
god bless cola by versatile paris - coke and popcorn. total movie theater scent
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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
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kaiketsu zubat episode 9 is unrivaled in episode beginnings
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average gay interaction
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ze mask stay on during sexual intercourse
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a while ago I finally bought a copy of clip studio paint (and barely used it) and there sure are a lot of cool user made resources in the store
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Asking AI for information is like asking your drunk uncle for information. Usually wrong, definitely untrustworthy, and a little bit racist.
I try to have sympathy for people re: misinformation but at some point it’s your own fucking fault dude
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why do so many ppl who got like 10k+ notes on something edit the original post to something goofy
i mean its probably ‘for the lols’ but i dont get the joke i guess