Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((
Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.
"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets
i could survive my own autopsy
if you're a black mage main and sad that the enochian timer is gone just come play bard we got THREE DIFFERENT timers and you can fat finger two of them at the same time on accident and just fucking cry for the rest of the fight
The Dark Game Awards. We have categories
- Biggest day 1 patch
- This probably could have been a movie
- Proof that indie games aren't inherently more artistic
- Most playable asset flip
- Most gambling addicts created
~ Most obvious DLC that shouldn't have been DLC
~ Most layoffs after game succeeded
~ Most crunchtimed game development
~ Shortest Game to Remaster of Game cycle
[ID: a cropped screenshot from the game "slay the princess" with the text "still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder." in a spiky red font. end ID]
in honour of cunty kim <3
Cunty Kim: finding harry funny "despite his better judgment" edition.
part 2 coy cop edition.
i could do this all damn day.
Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.
This isn't even a slight exaggeration. JKR has openly given at least £70,000 to For Women Scotland to campaign against trans rights and fund this exact supreme court ruling. x x
Her anti-trans Crisis Centre in Edinburgh has the director of For Women Scotland on the Board of Directors. x
We can presume she's given more (financial) support off the record or in other ways.
Rowling consistently makes passive income on all Harry Potter products. Multiple sources have cited that Rowling earns anywhere between $50 million to a $100 million each year from royalties. Forbes estimated she earned $95 million in 2017 alone. x x x
It is a well-known fact that she earns net profit percentages on all her IP. Every time you buy any HP merch, from anywhere, she gets a cut. Every time you watch one of her films, even streaming or just on the tv, she gets a cut. Every time you visit Universal Studios or Harry Potter World, she gets a cut.
And she uses that money to do this. To strip trans rights at every opportunity.
This is where that Harry Potter money goes.