hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say “oh not so great” or something. it’s always like ohh okay i see we’re being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there’s so many amounts of comedic irony to it.
it’s like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.
chicken jockey is just, a bad omen at this point
but in this case, it’s a blessing in disguise.
for those that don’t know.
[Images: Posts by Zappit ( @/zappit.bsky.social ) on Bluesky; transcript follows.]
4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names an .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
It’s also being reported they leaked people’s IP addresses, too. Oof.
It also appears this could be a site-killing hack - it appears nobody updated anything since 2016, and the leaks are basically showing the security holes were security canyons. Almost every user is now compromised. 4Chan is fucked.
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Oh, this is terrific. This might be the last 4Chan post ever, and what a garbage ending to it.
[Image: Screencap from 4Chan; the first user has posted a photo of Jack Black, possibly from the Minecraft movie, and asks, “What the fuck is going on?” A second user replies with a similar photo of Jack Black with a longer, graying beard, “CHICKEN JOCKEY”. End descriptions.]
This isn’t even a slight exaggeration. JKR has openly given at least £70,000 to For Women Scotland to campaign against trans rights and fund this exact supreme court ruling. xx
Her anti-trans Crisis Centre in Edinburgh has the director of For Women Scotland on the Board of Directors. x
We can presume she’s given more (financial) support off the record or in other ways.
Rowling consistently makes passive income on all Harry Potter products. Multiple sources have cited that Rowling earns anywhere between $50 million to a $100 million each year from royalties. Forbes estimated she earned $95 million in 2017 alone. xxx
It is a well-known fact that she earns net profit percentages on all her IP. Every time you buy any HP merch, from anywhere, she gets a cut. Every time you watch one of her films, even streaming or just on the tv, she gets a cut. Every time you visit Universal Studios or Harry Potter World, she gets a cut.
And she uses that money to do this. To strip trans rights at every opportunity.
Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.
