Touhou characters categorized by what substance would come out of a wound if one was inflicted
i went to Mad At You Island and um. theres some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head
Please help me and my gf buy some groceries!!
I’ve been putting this off because I didn’t really want to have to ask, but we’ve been running low on money for a while now and bills/rent have finally caught up with us and we’re currently completely out of money.
I do have a job interview tomorrow, so with any luck we’ll be a lot better off very soon, but we still need to last until then and we’re running out of food in our apartment, and there are still bills we have to pay coming up soon! Anything helps, even a few dollars will buy us a couple decent meals!
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no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them
Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.
Hera offers you a life long and happy
Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not
oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite
Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.
thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood
Big horse.
Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme
Snake, I took the liberty of packing you a Lunchable. Press the Action Button to apply a piece of cheese onto a cracker and then press it again to apply another cracker on top. Holding the Action Button will allow you to sip your Capri Sun.
Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.
Ryoko Kui’s doodle of Falin with short hair…. 😳
I love how Marcille consistently having terrible taste is explicitly dungeon meshi canon
There's also this bit from her blog where Marcille is saying that the outfits that are clearly comfortable/neutral for Falin are "for men", and the ones where she's extremely uncomfortable are "so cute, though":
Local half elf falls in love with a somewhat butch woman, wonders why her girlfriend isn’t femme