calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it
"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"
"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"
my day job is at a college, and this morning my boss was like "go collect all the suggestion slips from our suggestion boxes around the school and create a document and a spreadsheet outlining the needs of the student body."
Ok cool very easy! fun, even!
there were two. two suggestions.
"spring fling should be steampunk themed :3 I'd like to see more pipes and gears with no discernible function"
and
"free food. starbocks. privitized resturaunts."
I can't wait to turn in my 1/8th page report with "pipes and gears with no discernible function" and three out of five words misspelled on it. the students have spoken, boss; such are the needs of the student body.
Report complete I'm off to grab lunch at a privitized resturaunt
purplehairball asked:
You wouldn’t lemon a demon 🤨🤨
youwouldntmakeablog answered:
[ID: the “You wouldn’t download a car” meme rewritten to say “You wouldn’t Lemon a Demon” with “I am known as the, beef bastard. Everyone knows I'mthe ultimate master” underneath in small lettering /END ID]
whenever engineer sees a truck with a dixie or confederate flag, he places a bomb underneath the truck. whenever he’s in a bad mood he chooses a random truck to detonate
Idk what tf2 is so I just assumed this was referring to regular, real life engineers
well they can do it too. i believe in them
